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So, when my sister finally divorced him
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The Standups

So, when my sisterfinally divorced him, I was inspired to losesome dead weight as well

So, when my sister
finally divorced him, I was inspired to lose
some dead weight as well

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So, when my sister finally divorced him,
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I was inspired to lose some dead weight as well.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:54
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 Or, it's the most diabolical way to break up with someone. - The Standups 00:05
Or, it's the most diabolical way to break up with someo...
S01 • E03 Too many motherfuckers depend on him. He won't have time for you. - The Standups 00:05
Too many motherfuckers depend on him. He won't have tim...
S01 • E01 They're like, "You good?" - The Standups 00:06
They're like, "You good?"
S01 • E04 The problem with waxing is you have to grow it out in between - The Standups 00:06
The problem with waxing is you have to grow it out in betwee...
S01 • E03 This nigga is too busy opening locks and shit. You don't want him. - The Standups 00:05
This nigga is too busy opening locks and shit. You don'...
S01 • E04 And... That's a weird period to wait it out, you know? - The Standups 00:05
And... That's a weird period to wait it out, you know?
S01 • E01 This has been a fun day to be honest." - The Standups 00:14
This has been a fun day to be honest."
S01 • E06 It was like, "There's a cold gust colliding with a warm front. - The Standups 00:04
It was like, "There's a cold gust colliding with a...
S01 • E04 And whenever I'd have sex with my boyfriend and he would try to... - The Standups 00:04
And whenever I'd have sex with my boyfriend and he woul...
S01 • E02 If you go to a party - The Standups 00:12
If you go to a party
S01 • E06 I'll snap this mfxcker's heart before he's locked inside for three days." - The Standups 00:10
I'll snap this mfxcker's heart before he's lo...
S01 • E05 And about three months into my workout regime, - The Standups 00:23
And about three months into my workout regime,
S01 • E04 I'd be like, "Don't look down!" the whole time. - The Standups 00:04
I'd be like, "Don't look down!" the whol...
S01 • E01 Then my eyes start hurting so bad and I just want to keep them shut. - The Standups 00:04
Then my eyes start hurting so bad and I just want to keep th...
S01 • E04 He was like, "Are we crossing a shaky rope bridge? What's happening?" - The Standups 00:11
He was like, "Are we crossing a shaky rope bridge? What...
S01 • E06 I did what any man would do. I smoked a fistful of mediocre weed. - The Standups 00:05
I did what any man would do. I smoked a fistful of mediocre ...
S01 • E01 And so I'm like, "I can't get home." - The Standups 00:35
And so I'm like, "I can't get home."
S01 • E02 'No!'" - The Standups 00:06
'No!'"
S01 • E06 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:04
[audience applauds]
S01 • E03 I heard that women know that they're going to fuck you - The Standups 00:07
I heard that women know that they're going to fuck you