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So if your kid comes to you, like

So if your kid comes to you, like, "Mom, my tummy hurts.I ate too many cookies." Just be...

The Standups • S01E04 • 2017

So if your kid comes to you, like, "Mom, my tummy hurts.
I ate too many cookies." Just be like, "You fuck someone in the ass,
you're gonna get shit on your dick

Full Transcript

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So if your kid comes to you, like,

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"Mom, my tummy hurts. I ate too many cookies."

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Just be like,

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"You fuck someone in the ass, you're gonna get shit on your dick.

Duration

9 seconds

Views

26

Timestamp in Movie

00:27:27

Uploaded

Jun 30, 2025

Season

1

Episode

4

Genres

Production

Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.