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The Standups

"Take off the shirt."I'm like, "I can't. I'm sunburned!" Then you get to "tank top...

"Take off the shirt."
I'm like, "I can't. I'm sunburned!" Then you get to "tank top confidence." Beyond that,
it goes to "jewelry confidence." If you're a man
who can wear a lot of jewelry, that's a shit-ton of confidence

Full Transcript

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"Take off the shirt." I'm like, "I can't. I'm sunburned!"
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Then you get to "tank top confidence."
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Beyond that, it goes to "jewelry confidence."
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If you're a man who can wear a lot of jewelry,
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that's a shit-ton of confidence.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:23
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E03 And, mind you, while you're celebrating your hero, - The Standups 00:06
And, mind you, while you're celebrating your hero,
S01 • E01 I haven't said that in forever. There's nothing I haven't had. - The Standups 00:05
I haven't said that in forever. There's nothing I ...
S01 • E04 I was so grossed out. And who knew birds were, like, red flag animals? - The Standups 00:05
I was so grossed out. And who knew birds were, like, red fla...
S01 • E01 Airheads, that's like, "Are they still doing good?" - The Standups 00:13
Airheads, that's like, "Are they still doing good?...
S01 • E04 Like, I definitely... I unchecked cats. I can't do cats. - The Standups 00:05
Like, I definitely... I unchecked cats. I can't do cats...
S01 • E03 Ran right into the motherfucker and killed them. - The Standups 00:04
Ran right into the motherfucker and killed them.
S01 • E02 Oh, my God! I have one eye!" - The Standups 00:05
Oh, my God! I have one eye!"
S01 • E06 Above that is "jewelry in a tank top" confidence. - The Standups 00:04
Above that is "jewelry in a tank top" confidence.
S01 • E03 No hero of mine is up against one count of vehicular used-to-be-a-man slaughter. - The Standups 00:06
No hero of mine is up against one count of vehicular used-to...
S01 • E05 "We've got to get you out of here." - The Standups 00:07
"We've got to get you out of here."
S01 • E06 At that point, you're exclusively fxcking in front of mirrors. That's what I... - The Standups 00:05
At that point, you're exclusively fxcking in front of m...
S01 • E04 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:06
[audience applauds]
S01 • E01 And they mess up all the time and I still just go back. - The Standups 00:05
And they mess up all the time and I still just go back.
S01 • E04 But in my experience, if you have one, - The Standups 00:07
But in my experience, if you have one,
S01 • E01 I go to McDonald's, and I don't have the nerve to be in the Drive Thru - The Standups 00:11
I go to McDonald's, and I don't have the nerve to ...
S01 • E02 I just have no self-control!" - The Standups 00:07
I just have no self-control!"
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E05 Now my sister coaches our high school team because we all played growing up, - The Standups 00:12
Now my sister coaches our high school team because we all pl...
S01 • E02 She tells me to get... She's like, "Get up and get some water." - The Standups 00:07
She tells me to get... She's like, "Get up and get...
S01 • E04 I got a dog, like, four months before I broke up with my boyfriend, - The Standups 00:07
I got a dog, like, four months before I broke up with my boy...