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The Standups

Then he goes, "All right, you havepermission to touch the snake." No one's asking. We're...

Then he goes, "All right, you have
permission to touch the snake." No one's asking. We're walking away

Full Transcript

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Then he goes, "All right, you have permission to touch the snake."
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No one's asking. We're walking away.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:21
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 So my first one was Just For Laughs, Montreal 2011, - The Standups 00:08
So my first one was Just For Laughs, Montreal 2011,
S01 • E04 There's another thing, though, that every girl worries about with it. - The Standups 00:05
There's another thing, though, that every girl worries ...
S01 • E02 [mimics explosion] - The Standups 00:09
[mimics explosion]
S01 • E01 No one's like, "I bet this is where you can pet them." - The Standups 00:08
No one's like, "I bet this is where you can pet th...
S01 • E05 In those five years, I got so much done, okay? - The Standups 00:04
In those five years, I got so much done, okay?
S01 • E04 Number one is it hurts, then there's another thing, it's like... - The Standups 00:04
Number one is it hurts, then there's another thing, it&...
S01 • E03 My nigga was at home like, - The Standups 00:05
My nigga was at home like,
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E02 Finally, I got hit on by a guy. - The Standups 00:04
Finally, I got hit on by a guy.
S01 • E06 I'm gonna go fly somewhere warm now." - The Standups 00:09
I'm gonna go fly somewhere warm now."
S01 • E05 You guessed it: Bloomington Indiana and... - The Standups 00:04
You guessed it: Bloomington Indiana and...
S01 • E03 That shit is funny...!" - The Standups 00:07
That shit is funny...!"
S01 • E04 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E02 Legitimately hit on by a dude. Not him. - The Standups 00:05
Legitimately hit on by a dude. Not him.
S01 • E01 Ever been on a ski lift and half-way up you're like, "Hey my bar didn't lock, - The Standups 00:08
Ever been on a ski lift and half-way up you're like, &q...
S01 • E05 That is where I got it ripped out, - The Standups 00:07
That is where I got it ripped out,
S01 • E06 Are we being completely honest? $1,000. You can take the entire... - The Standups 00:04
Are we being completely honest? $1,000. You can take the ent...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[laughter]
S01 • E03 I had another joke I was going to do, but I can't find that motherfucker. - The Standups 00:05
I had another joke I was going to do, but I can't find ...