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The Standups

"There's been a breach in securityon your debit card." I was like, "The only breachwas in...

"There's been a breach in security
on your debit card." I was like, "The only breach
was in my self-control

Full Transcript

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"There's been a breach in security on your debit card."
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I was like, "The only breach was in my self-control.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:00
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 It turns out I might as well have told her that I eat human shit. - The Standups 00:04
It turns out I might as well have told her that I eat human ...
S01 • E02 Do you want us to go and buy you, like, a men's blazer? - The Standups 00:05
Do you want us to go and buy you, like, a men's blazer?
S01 • E06 She's like, "You like ranch?" - The Standups 00:05
She's like, "You like ranch?"
S01 • E05 I'll be honest, the third trip was just toppings." - The Standups 00:09
I'll be honest, the third trip was just toppings."
S01 • E06 It's from Hidden Valley. It's the best." - The Standups 00:08
It's from Hidden Valley. It's the best."
S01 • E04 No. Netflix sat you all together. That was the survey you filled out before. - The Standups 00:07
No. Netflix sat you all together. That was the survey you fi...
S01 • E01 The first snake I see is a Gaboon viper, it's a crazy venomous snake, - The Standups 00:07
The first snake I see is a Gaboon viper, it's a crazy v...
S01 • E04 No, 33% of women have done it, and it is great, and... - The Standups 00:05
No, 33% of women have done it, and it is great, and...
S01 • E05 There's just my inner single dad yelling, "More peanut butter sauce. - The Standups 00:05
There's just my inner single dad yelling, "More pe...
S01 • E01 And the story was these two kids broke into the Washington National Zoo. - The Standups 00:04
And the story was these two kids broke into the Washington N...
S01 • E06 [audience member applauds] - The Standups 00:06
[audience member applauds]
S01 • E01 In the early '80s, there's still a Gaboon viper, for whatever reason... - The Standups 00:05
In the early '80s, there's still a Gaboon viper, f...
S01 • E04 I have a lot of friends who are sexually adventurous, - The Standups 00:11
I have a lot of friends who are sexually adventurous,
S01 • E02 What lesbian bar did you just, like, - The Standups 00:09
What lesbian bar did you just, like,
S01 • E01 They're walking out, the trash bag over their shoulder, - The Standups 00:05
They're walking out, the trash bag over their shoulder,
S01 • E02 Just looking like they're on the cover of The New Yorker, - The Standups 00:09
Just looking like they're on the cover of The New Yorke...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E05 You know, I was in Playboy. Thank you so much, hold the applause. - The Standups 00:04
You know, I was in Playboy. Thank you so much, hold the appl...
S01 • E06 Yeah, Mania will be awesome!" - The Standups 00:11
Yeah, Mania will be awesome!"
S01 • E04 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:04
[audience laughs]