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The Standups

They are like, "Ma'am, you are going to need to stand30 feet away from the school." I'm...

They are like, "Ma'am, you are going to need to stand
30 feet away from the school." I'm like, "But do I get those tots?" Which only makes me sound creepier

Full Transcript

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They are like,
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"Ma'am, you are going to need to stand 30 feet away from the school."
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I'm like, "But do I get those tots?"
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Which only makes me sound creepier.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:43
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 Everyone looks at you. They're like, "Whoa." - The Standups 00:06
Everyone looks at you. They're like, "Whoa."
S01 • E05 He's coming round the other side, I look him deep into the eyes - The Standups 00:19
He's coming round the other side, I look him deep into ...
S01 • E06 They show you that video when you're young, of potheads, - The Standups 00:10
They show you that video when you're young, of potheads...
S01 • E03 I went to this bar one time. I was the only black dude down there at the bar. - The Standups 00:05
I went to this bar one time. I was the only black dude down ...
S01 • E04 My stomach's growling, I'm hungry." - The Standups 00:12
My stomach's growling, I'm hungry."
S01 • E03 I got the waitress and shit. I was like, "What's your drink special?" - The Standups 00:14
I got the waitress and shit. I was like, "What's y...
S01 • E02 To be in an elementary school, yelling, - The Standups 00:11
To be in an elementary school, yelling,
S01 • E01 She's like, "Why don't you like any of my photos?" - The Standups 00:12
She's like, "Why don't you like any of my pho...
S01 • E06 About a month ago, I witnessed a car accident right in front of my face. - The Standups 00:04
About a month ago, I witnessed a car accident right in front...
S01 • E04 Pretty sure it was just a sucked up fart, but..." - The Standups 00:05
Pretty sure it was just a sucked up fart, but..."
S01 • E01 "When we took it, I said, 'I like it.' I told you I liked it." - The Standups 00:09
"When we took it, I said, 'I like it.' I told...
S01 • E04 I would fall asleep and wake up to one of them. - The Standups 00:04
I would fall asleep and wake up to one of them.
S01 • E01 There's not much more I can do with this photo." - The Standups 00:10
There's not much more I can do with this photo."
S01 • E03 I never heard of a watermelon mojito." - The Standups 00:08
I never heard of a watermelon mojito."
S01 • E05 So I live out here in California but I was raised in Ohio. And... - The Standups 00:06
So I live out here in California but I was raised in Ohio. A...
S01 • E02 Sweet potato fries can go fuck themselves! - The Standups 00:04
Sweet potato fries can go fuck themselves!
S01 • E04 First of all, I'd be like, "Who's shuffling cards in my bed? Whoa!" - The Standups 00:06
First of all, I'd be like, "Who's shuffling c...
S01 • E06 I am hungry." - The Standups 00:06
I am hungry."
S01 • E05 [audience member whoops] - The Standups 00:05
[audience member whoops]
S01 • E04 The mattress shook, I'm like, "We need to find a doorway. Where's my go-bag?" - The Standups 00:06
The mattress shook, I'm like, "We need to find a d...