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The Standups

They're like, "Do you feellike God is watching?" And I'm like, "No, that would be hot! I...

They're like, "Do you feel
like God is watching?" And I'm like, "No, that would be hot! I wish he
were. That would really do it for me." I wish I believed in that guy. But

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They're like, "Do you feel like God is watching?"
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And I'm like,
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"No, that would be hot! I wish he were. That would really do it for me."
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I wish I believed in that guy. But...
Duration
13 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:54
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E01 Because I was afraid I would drift out into the street - The Standups 00:13
Because I was afraid I would drift out into the street
S01 • E06 I learned no one can tell you're crying when you're shoveling snow. - The Standups 00:04
I learned no one can tell you're crying when you'r...
S01 • E05 And then what he came up with was, "Man, your tits got small." - The Standups 00:16
And then what he came up with was, "Man, your tits got ...
S01 • E02 "Fucking girls' night!" - The Standups 00:10
"Fucking girls' night!"
S01 • E03 They're like, "No, we have got to do this, and do that, and this." - The Standups 00:10
They're like, "No, we have got to do this, and do ...
S01 • E01 And so I'm just stood with my hand like this, for like 30 minutes. - The Standups 00:05
And so I'm just stood with my hand like this, for like ...
S01 • E04 But no, I can't do it, so I really rely on outsourcing it and getting fingered. - The Standups 00:07
But no, I can't do it, so I really rely on outsourcing ...
S01 • E06 [cries] - The Standups 00:07
[cries]
S01 • E01 I mean, we're up to the point where, if anybody confidently just walked up, - The Standups 00:07
I mean, we're up to the point where, if anybody confide...
S01 • E02 If she's not getting laid, her friends are not getting laid. - The Standups 00:04
If she's not getting laid, her friends are not getting ...
S01 • E04 I love fingering. It's my favorite sexual act. It's like, you can do it anywhere. - The Standups 00:05
I love fingering. It's my favorite sexual act. It'...
S01 • E02 She's basically the bouncer for her friends' vaginas. - The Standups 00:05
She's basically the bouncer for her friends' vagin...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E05 You see weight loss ads - The Standups 00:06
You see weight loss ads
S01 • E06 All my neighbors are like, "This guy really wants that sidewalk clear." - The Standups 00:09
All my neighbors are like, "This guy really wants that ...
S01 • E02 And just so you know, you don't choose to be the responsible one, it chooses you. - The Standups 00:05
And just so you know, you don't choose to be the respon...
S01 • E05 You never see one where a woman has a big bra - The Standups 00:10
You never see one where a woman has a big bra
S01 • E04 It's hard, though, because not every guy is great at it. - The Standups 00:06
It's hard, though, because not every guy is great at it...
S01 • E01 I fly a bunch and it never gets easy when you fly. - The Standups 00:05
I fly a bunch and it never gets easy when you fly.
S01 • E06 "I'm never gonna talk to her again." - The Standups 00:09
"I'm never gonna talk to her again."