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The Standups

They're like, "No, we have gotto do this, and do that, and this." You will be waiting...

They're like, "No, we have got
to do this, and do that, and this." You will be waiting weeks and weeks,
and sometimes months to fuck, and when you fuck him, you don't like him

Full Transcript

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They're like, "No, we have got to do this, and do that, and this."
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You will be waiting weeks and weeks, and sometimes months to fuck,
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and when you fuck him, you don't like him.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:03
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 But no, I can't do it, so I really rely on outsourcing it and getting fingered. - The Standups 00:07
But no, I can't do it, so I really rely on outsourcing ...
S01 • E01 And so I'm just stood with my hand like this, for like 30 minutes. - The Standups 00:05
And so I'm just stood with my hand like this, for like ...
S01 • E06 [cries] - The Standups 00:07
[cries]
S01 • E01 I mean, we're up to the point where, if anybody confidently just walked up, - The Standups 00:07
I mean, we're up to the point where, if anybody confide...
S01 • E02 If she's not getting laid, her friends are not getting laid. - The Standups 00:04
If she's not getting laid, her friends are not getting ...
S01 • E04 I love fingering. It's my favorite sexual act. It's like, you can do it anywhere. - The Standups 00:05
I love fingering. It's my favorite sexual act. It'...
S01 • E02 She's basically the bouncer for her friends' vaginas. - The Standups 00:05
She's basically the bouncer for her friends' vagin...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E05 You see weight loss ads - The Standups 00:06
You see weight loss ads
S01 • E06 All my neighbors are like, "This guy really wants that sidewalk clear." - The Standups 00:09
All my neighbors are like, "This guy really wants that ...
S01 • E02 And just so you know, you don't choose to be the responsible one, it chooses you. - The Standups 00:05
And just so you know, you don't choose to be the respon...
S01 • E05 You never see one where a woman has a big bra - The Standups 00:10
You never see one where a woman has a big bra
S01 • E04 It's hard, though, because not every guy is great at it. - The Standups 00:06
It's hard, though, because not every guy is great at it...
S01 • E01 I fly a bunch and it never gets easy when you fly. - The Standups 00:05
I fly a bunch and it never gets easy when you fly.
S01 • E06 "I'm never gonna talk to her again." - The Standups 00:09
"I'm never gonna talk to her again."
S01 • E04 I feel like guys don't really get good at it until, like... - The Standups 00:04
I feel like guys don't really get good at it until, lik...
S01 • E02 So I would just walk into a club - The Standups 00:05
So I would just walk into a club
S01 • E01 You just think, like, every plane you're on is going to go down. - The Standups 00:05
You just think, like, every plane you're on is going to...
S01 • E02 [mimics a thump] - The Standups 00:12
[mimics a thump]
S01 • E05 And then his friend chimed in to help - The Standups 00:13
And then his friend chimed in to help