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The Standups

They're like, "You good?" You're like, "Yeah, this is likethe funnest surgery I've ever

They're like, "You good?" You're like, "Yeah, this is like
the funnest surgery I've ever

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They're like, "You good?"
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You're like, "Yeah, this is like the funnest surgery I've ever...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:58
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E03 This nigga is too busy opening locks and shit. You don't want him. - The Standups 00:05
This nigga is too busy opening locks and shit. You don'...
S01 • E04 And... That's a weird period to wait it out, you know? - The Standups 00:05
And... That's a weird period to wait it out, you know?
S01 • E01 This has been a fun day to be honest." - The Standups 00:14
This has been a fun day to be honest."
S01 • E06 It was like, "There's a cold gust colliding with a warm front. - The Standups 00:04
It was like, "There's a cold gust colliding with a...
S01 • E04 And whenever I'd have sex with my boyfriend and he would try to... - The Standups 00:04
And whenever I'd have sex with my boyfriend and he woul...
S01 • E02 If you go to a party - The Standups 00:12
If you go to a party
S01 • E06 I'll snap this mfxcker's heart before he's locked inside for three days." - The Standups 00:10
I'll snap this mfxcker's heart before he's lo...
S01 • E05 And about three months into my workout regime, - The Standups 00:23
And about three months into my workout regime,
S01 • E04 I'd be like, "Don't look down!" the whole time. - The Standups 00:04
I'd be like, "Don't look down!" the whol...
S01 • E04 He was like, "Are we crossing a shaky rope bridge? What's happening?" - The Standups 00:11
He was like, "Are we crossing a shaky rope bridge? What...
S01 • E01 Then my eyes start hurting so bad and I just want to keep them shut. - The Standups 00:04
Then my eyes start hurting so bad and I just want to keep th...
S01 • E06 I did what any man would do. I smoked a fistful of mediocre weed. - The Standups 00:05
I did what any man would do. I smoked a fistful of mediocre ...
S01 • E01 And so I'm like, "I can't get home." - The Standups 00:35
And so I'm like, "I can't get home."
S01 • E02 'No!'" - The Standups 00:06
'No!'"
S01 • E06 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:04
[audience applauds]
S01 • E03 I heard that women know that they're going to fuck you - The Standups 00:07
I heard that women know that they're going to fuck you
S01 • E06 I have never been heartbroken, stoned, alone, crying, - The Standups 00:07
I have never been heartbroken, stoned, alone, crying,
S01 • E04 This is the thing. It's hard for me being single. I don't masturbate. - The Standups 00:05
This is the thing. It's hard for me being single. I don...
S01 • E02 But there were some girls at our school that liked to go out and party, - The Standups 00:06
But there were some girls at our school that liked to go out...
S01 • E05 You're mine." - The Standups 00:05
You're mine."