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The Standups

We're the only speciesthat walks around like, "I hate myself." It's lonely!

We're the only species
that walks around like, "I hate myself." It's lonely!

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We're the only species that walks around like, "I hate myself."
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It's lonely!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:29
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E03 The shit you see every motherfucking day - The Standups 00:09
The shit you see every motherfucking day
S01 • E05 Sweet dreams." - The Standups 00:11
Sweet dreams."
S01 • E04 I had a dream, and in the dream I laid down for a nap. - The Standups 00:04
I had a dream, and in the dream I laid down for a nap.
S01 • E06 It would be nice to know there's a horse somewhere in a field, - The Standups 00:07
It would be nice to know there's a horse somewhere in a...
S01 • E02 That's on you." - The Standups 00:05
That's on you."
S01 • E01 If you talk to really old generations, they act like they were beat with bats. - The Standups 00:05
If you talk to really old generations, they act like they we...
S01 • E02 I am a resident of LA, - The Standups 00:04
I am a resident of LA,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[laughter]
S01 • E03 There is a lot of fucked-up shit that you see every fucking day - The Standups 00:06
There is a lot of fucked-up shit that you see every fucking ...
S01 • E05 On the last day that I was babysitting, he left his sock in my car. - The Standups 00:05
On the last day that I was babysitting, he left his sock in ...
S01 • E02 [sings some notes] - The Standups 00:05
[sings some notes]
S01 • E01 You should have called the police or something." - The Standups 00:16
You should have called the police or something."
S01 • E04 I'm like, "No, there are restaurants, that's insane. Gross!" - The Standups 00:12
I'm like, "No, there are restaurants, that's ...
S01 • E06 I wanna have butt cheeks that fall right out." - The Standups 00:09
I wanna have butt cheeks that fall right out."
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E03 You know what you're not going to see? A grey-haired anchorwoman. - The Standups 00:04
You know what you're not going to see? A grey-haired an...
S01 • E05 I was like, "It's just a sock, I'm not gonna take it back to the house, - The Standups 00:09
I was like, "It's just a sock, I'm not gonna ...
S01 • E02 I got to do a cool opportunity - The Standups 00:06
I got to do a cool opportunity
S01 • E06 No one looks up from their phones - The Standups 00:06
No one looks up from their phones
S01 • E04 For me." - The Standups 00:06
For me."