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The Standups

What the fuck are you on?"

What the fuck are you on?" [audience applauds]

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What the fuck are you on?"
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[audience applauds]
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:28
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 I think the number one in America is money. - The Standups 00:05
I think the number one in America is money.
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E05 A lot of people's daughters are in here." - The Standups 00:07
A lot of people's daughters are in here."
S01 • E04 They want to be the Lewis and Clark to your asshole, so just let them be. - The Standups 00:05
They want to be the Lewis and Clark to your asshole, so just...
S01 • E03 "Oh, me and my wife, we drunk some protein shakes, - The Standups 00:07
"Oh, me and my wife, we drunk some protein shakes,
S01 • E04 Just... Without even the Clark, the Lewis. They want to lead the way and... - The Standups 00:05
Just... Without even the Clark, the Lewis. They want to lead...
S01 • E01 So he grabs a rabbit, he kind of steps back, - The Standups 00:08
So he grabs a rabbit, he kind of steps back,
S01 • E06 I'm saying, if you watch the news, that's the feeling you get. - The Standups 00:04
I'm saying, if you watch the news, that's the feel...
S01 • E02 If you had a stomach ache, Coca-Cola - The Standups 00:05
If you had a stomach ache, Coca-Cola
S01 • E04 If you've done it before, - The Standups 00:08
If you've done it before,
S01 • E05 Now, when it comes to kids and babies, I do want them, - The Standups 00:10
Now, when it comes to kids and babies, I do want them,
S01 • E06 You always see news stories where someone dies in a fxcked up way. - The Standups 00:04
You always see news stories where someone dies in a fxcked u...
S01 • E01 So it's the rabbit, it's him, children and then us. - The Standups 00:04
So it's the rabbit, it's him, children and then us...
S01 • E03 Don't you touch shit in the company refrigerator - The Standups 00:06
Don't you touch shit in the company refrigerator
S01 • E06 And their family sues a major company - The Standups 00:05
And their family sues a major company
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E02 So that is why I skipped Grandma on my coming out tour, y'all. - The Standups 00:05
So that is why I skipped Grandma on my coming out tour, y�...
S01 • E04 If you have a gaping asshole, be like, "I was born that way. Ouch. This hurts. - The Standups 00:05
If you have a gaping asshole, be like, "I was born that...
S01 • E01 So we stand there, luckily the snake comes out and he gets the rabbit. - The Standups 00:06
So we stand there, luckily the snake comes out and he gets t...
S01 • E06 Then one asshole in the family goes in front of the news, sad, - The Standups 00:07
Then one asshole in the family goes in front of the news, sa...