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The Standups

I don't know what to tell you.Yeah. I

[whistling, applause] I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah. I

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I don't know what to tell you. Yeah. I...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:48
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 I'm like, "You guys are losers! Come on!" - The Standups 00:04
I'm like, "You guys are losers! Come on!"
S01 • E01 [applause continues] - The Standups 00:09
[applause continues]
S01 • E02 By the fourth course, I look over at my friend Josh, - The Standups 00:07
By the fourth course, I look over at my friend Josh,
S01 • E06 That's how tough he got in his own head after the third Taken. - The Standups 00:22
That's how tough he got in his own head after the third...
S01 • E03 Why, every time I cut myself, have I got to have Caucasian cuts? - The Standups 00:05
Why, every time I cut myself, have I got to have Caucasian c...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:04
[laughter]
S01 • E02 He's like, "I have never been this high in my life." - The Standups 00:06
He's like, "I have never been this high in my life...
S01 • E01 Not even... I mean, it's not like you're like, "Whoa, wow." - The Standups 00:13
Not even... I mean, it's not like you're like, &qu...
S01 • E05 So my mom works with the kids and... - The Standups 00:05
So my mom works with the kids and...
S01 • E04 And I have all my toenails and my nipples aren't bleeding, so I feel won. - The Standups 00:05
And I have all my toenails and my nipples aren't bleedi...
S01 • E02 Shit!" - The Standups 00:10
Shit!"
S01 • E04 Is that weird?" - The Standups 00:06
Is that weird?"
S01 • E03 And you would think a company named Johnson & Johnson... - The Standups 00:05
And you would think a company named Johnson & Johnson...
S01 • E04 And I kept getting these emails, - The Standups 00:08
And I kept getting these emails,
S01 • E05 Give it up for Diane. Yep, she's a good woman. - The Standups 00:04
Give it up for Diane. Yep, she's a good woman.
S01 • E02 Oh, what is going to happen?" - The Standups 00:08
Oh, what is going to happen?"
S01 • E06 One month after the wolves are released, there will be no need for CrossFit. - The Standups 00:05
One month after the wolves are released, there will be no ne...
S01 • E05 Because she's a teacher, she has the summers off - The Standups 00:12
Because she's a teacher, she has the summers off
S01 • E01 I was going to start tonight at midnight. I was wondering if that's..." - The Standups 00:11
I was going to start tonight at midnight. I was wondering if...
S01 • E04 Mark loves running and birds too." - The Standups 00:13
Mark loves running and birds too."