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Why, every time I cut myself, have I got to have Caucasian cuts?
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The Standups

Why, every time I cut myself,have I got to have Caucasian cuts?

Why, every time I cut myself,
have I got to have Caucasian cuts?

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Why, every time I cut myself, have I got to have Caucasian cuts?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:58
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 He's like, "I have never been this high in my life." - The Standups 00:06
He's like, "I have never been this high in my life...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:04
[laughter]
S01 • E01 Not even... I mean, it's not like you're like, "Whoa, wow." - The Standups 00:13
Not even... I mean, it's not like you're like, &qu...
S01 • E05 So my mom works with the kids and... - The Standups 00:05
So my mom works with the kids and...
S01 • E04 And I have all my toenails and my nipples aren't bleeding, so I feel won. - The Standups 00:05
And I have all my toenails and my nipples aren't bleedi...
S01 • E02 Shit!" - The Standups 00:10
Shit!"
S01 • E04 Is that weird?" - The Standups 00:06
Is that weird?"
S01 • E03 And you would think a company named Johnson & Johnson... - The Standups 00:05
And you would think a company named Johnson & Johnson...
S01 • E04 And I kept getting these emails, - The Standups 00:08
And I kept getting these emails,
S01 • E05 Give it up for Diane. Yep, she's a good woman. - The Standups 00:04
Give it up for Diane. Yep, she's a good woman.
S01 • E02 Oh, what is going to happen?" - The Standups 00:08
Oh, what is going to happen?"
S01 • E06 One month after the wolves are released, there will be no need for CrossFit. - The Standups 00:05
One month after the wolves are released, there will be no ne...
S01 • E05 Because she's a teacher, she has the summers off - The Standups 00:12
Because she's a teacher, she has the summers off
S01 • E01 I was going to start tonight at midnight. I was wondering if that's..." - The Standups 00:11
I was going to start tonight at midnight. I was wondering if...
S01 • E04 Mark loves running and birds too." - The Standups 00:13
Mark loves running and birds too."
S01 • E06 CrossFit will go out. God, you guys tightened up on that one. - The Standups 00:04
CrossFit will go out. God, you guys tightened up on that one...
S01 • E02 Those are literally my two favorite foods, bread and pudding. - The Standups 00:04
Those are literally my two favorite foods, bread and pudding...
S01 • E03 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E06 I think I underestimated the popularity of CrossFit in Los Angeles. - The Standups 00:05
I think I underestimated the popularity of CrossFit in Los A...
S01 • E01 That's a lot. They don't know, you know? So... - The Standups 00:05
That's a lot. They don't know, you know? So...