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Why would you not assume that's what it is?'
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The Standups

Why would you not assumethat's what it is?'" That's roughly what I told her.It wasn't as...

Why would you not assume
that's what it is?'" [laughter] That's roughly what I told her.
It wasn't as fun as that

Full Transcript

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Why would you not assume that's what it is?'"
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[laughter]
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That's roughly what I told her. It wasn't as fun as that.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:57
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 It's why I like Taco Bell. "Taco Bell, are you real food?" - The Standups 00:06
It's why I like Taco Bell. "Taco Bell, are you rea...
S01 • E02 I thought we were going to start with a handshake, or a high five. - The Standups 00:05
I thought we were going to start with a handshake, or a high...
S01 • E01 And then she goes all in - The Standups 00:05
And then she goes all in
S01 • E04 I did sign up for match.com, - The Standups 00:07
I did sign up for match.com,
S01 • E03 Men will look in a woman's grocery shopping cart. - The Standups 00:04
Men will look in a woman's grocery shopping cart.
S01 • E01 I was like, "You've never even heard a rumor about that. You don't know that." - The Standups 00:07
I was like, "You've never even heard a rumor about...
S01 • E06 I heard you guys use cat meat. "Do you want a Fourth Meal?" "I do!" - The Standups 00:07
I heard you guys use cat meat. "Do you want a Fourth Me...
S01 • E03 We look in there, see what you've got, - The Standups 00:07
We look in there, see what you've got,
S01 • E02 But he just whipped it out. He just whipped it out, and I was like... - The Standups 00:05
But he just whipped it out. He just whipped it out, and I wa...
S01 • E04 First of all, you have to write a headline for yourself - The Standups 00:11
First of all, you have to write a headline for yourself
S01 • E01 We don't know one dog medicine maker that's texting her, - The Standups 00:07
We don't know one dog medicine maker that's textin...
S01 • E02 [retches] - The Standups 00:07
[retches]
S01 • E05 I used to babysit a little boy and would pick him up from his pre-school - The Standups 00:07
I used to babysit a little boy and would pick him up from hi...
S01 • E06 They fxck us up. I get scared. I read shit that freaks me out. - The Standups 00:04
They fxck us up. I get scared. I read shit that freaks me ou...
S01 • E01 I wanted to let you know first, - The Standups 00:05
I wanted to let you know first,
S01 • E03 I'll walk by your cart and be like, "She has got buns, hot dogs. - The Standups 00:05
I'll walk by your cart and be like, "She has got b...
S01 • E06 I read a news article recently that said top geologists believe Miami, Florida - The Standups 00:08
I read a news article recently that said top geologists beli...
S01 • E02 [retches] - The Standups 00:05
[retches]
S01 • E05 And, like, a little kid that didn't belong to me rolled up - The Standups 00:08
And, like, a little kid that didn't belong to me rolled...
S01 • E03 That bitch is going to need ketchup. Let me go to the ketchup." - The Standups 00:04
That bitch is going to need ketchup. Let me go to the ketchu...