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The Standups

Women can be in a relationship and a guy can break up with them, and they will cry for...

Women can be in a relationship and a guy can break up with them, and they will cry for about an hour, and then they can put on some
stretch pants, go straight to the store and find another motherfucker
in a heartbeat

Full Transcript

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Women can be in a relationship
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and a guy can break up with them,
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and they will cry for about an hour,
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and then they can put on some stretch pants, go straight to the store
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and find another motherfucker in a heartbeat.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:29
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 If you saw something, say something." - The Standups 00:10
If you saw something, say something."
S01 • E01 I had to wake her back up and I was like, "These say they're expired." - The Standups 00:14
I had to wake her back up and I was like, "These say th...
S01 • E04 I don't think it's hot, but it's better. It's got to be better, right? - The Standups 00:05
I don't think it's hot, but it's better. It&#...
S01 • E04 The queef... It's the lesser of two evil holes. - The Standups 00:04
The queef... It's the lesser of two evil holes.
S01 • E02 Yeah, he wanted me to put the controller down and give him a handy-J. - The Standups 00:05
Yeah, he wanted me to put the controller down and give him a...
S01 • E04 The greatest thing about having a pussy is you can blame your farts on it. - The Standups 00:05
The greatest thing about having a pussy is you can blame you...
S01 • E06 All their commercials now are like, "McDonalds. Now it's real." - The Standups 00:09
All their commercials now are like, "McDonalds. Now it&...
S01 • E05 But I am scared of having an ugly teenager. - The Standups 00:06
But I am scared of having an ugly teenager.
S01 • E02 And I thought, "Well, he scratched my back. - The Standups 00:04
And I thought, "Well, he scratched my back.
S01 • E03 All they have to do is put their stretch pants on and walk in the grocery store, - The Standups 00:09
All they have to do is put their stretch pants on and walk i...
S01 • E01 "People come to our house, they get milk and they ask 'Is this milk expired?' - The Standups 00:08
"People come to our house, they get milk and they ask &...
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:04
[audience laughs]
S01 • E05 An ugly baby, you can just cover up with a blanket. - The Standups 00:04
An ugly baby, you can just cover up with a blanket.
S01 • E04 You learn in Sex Ed, "You can blame your farts on it. - The Standups 00:04
You learn in Sex Ed, "You can blame your farts on it.
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:08
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 Your pussy is like your dog." - The Standups 00:06
Your pussy is like your dog."
S01 • E01 Why would you not assume that's what it is?'" - The Standups 00:09
Why would you not assume that's what it is?'"
S01 • E06 It's why I like Taco Bell. "Taco Bell, are you real food?" - The Standups 00:06
It's why I like Taco Bell. "Taco Bell, are you rea...
S01 • E02 I thought we were going to start with a handshake, or a high five. - The Standups 00:05
I thought we were going to start with a handshake, or a high...
S01 • E01 And then she goes all in - The Standups 00:05
And then she goes all in