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The Standups

You can't do it, you can't spank them, you can't talk about itin a microphone for sure so

You can't do it, you can't spank them, you can't talk about it
in a microphone for sure so

Full Transcript

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You can't do it, you can't spank them,
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you can't talk about it in a microphone for sure so...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:10
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 I went to school the next day - The Standups 00:07
I went to school the next day
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E06 What a dickwad." - The Standups 00:06
What a dickwad."
S01 • E04 Haven't we been through enough?" - The Standups 00:15
Haven't we been through enough?"
S01 • E05 What do you do after you embalm the body?" - The Standups 00:11
What do you do after you embalm the body?"
S01 • E01 You would see a video of a lady fighting her kid in a Wal-Mart parking lot. - The Standups 00:05
You would see a video of a lady fighting her kid in a Wal-Ma...
S01 • E02 What is this, Yelp?" - The Standups 00:05
What is this, Yelp?"
S01 • E01 They're like, "You're not supposed to spank." - The Standups 00:13
They're like, "You're not supposed to spank.&...
S01 • E06 We're the only self-loathing species on this planet. - The Standups 00:04
We're the only self-loathing species on this planet.
S01 • E02 I was like, "You should be embarrassed! It is your penis that turned me gay! - The Standups 00:05
I was like, "You should be embarrassed! It is your peni...
S01 • E06 We're the only species that walks around like, "I hate myself." - The Standups 00:07
We're the only species that walks around like, "I ...
S01 • E03 The shit you see every motherfucking day - The Standups 00:09
The shit you see every motherfucking day
S01 • E05 Sweet dreams." - The Standups 00:11
Sweet dreams."
S01 • E04 I had a dream, and in the dream I laid down for a nap. - The Standups 00:04
I had a dream, and in the dream I laid down for a nap.
S01 • E06 It would be nice to know there's a horse somewhere in a field, - The Standups 00:07
It would be nice to know there's a horse somewhere in a...
S01 • E02 That's on you." - The Standups 00:05
That's on you."
S01 • E01 If you talk to really old generations, they act like they were beat with bats. - The Standups 00:05
If you talk to really old generations, they act like they we...
S01 • E02 I am a resident of LA, - The Standups 00:04
I am a resident of LA,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[laughter]
S01 • E03 There is a lot of fucked-up shit that you see every fucking day - The Standups 00:06
There is a lot of fucked-up shit that you see every fucking ...