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The Standups

You created this monster!" I get in the car, we go home.It's a 30-minute drive

You created this monster!" I get in the car, we go home.
It's a 30-minute drive

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You created this monster!"
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I get in the car, we go home. It's a 30-minute drive.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:41
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 Eddie from Frasier. - The Standups 00:06
Eddie from Frasier.
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:12
[laughter]
S01 • E06 Have you ever had a long conversation with a man - The Standups 00:05
Have you ever had a long conversation with a man
S01 • E05 The first one was in college at a place called Bagel and Deli. - The Standups 00:04
The first one was in college at a place called Bagel and Del...
S01 • E03 In Atlanta one time, I saw these hos praying before they danced. - The Standups 00:05
In Atlanta one time, I saw these hos praying before they dan...
S01 • E04 I'm sorry to even bring it up. That your dog would go down on you. - The Standups 00:05
I'm sorry to even bring it up. That your dog would go d...
S01 • E02 I get home and I pass out because I can't function. - The Standups 00:04
I get home and I pass out because I can't function.
S01 • E05 And in college, the way that I ate, - The Standups 00:09
And in college, the way that I ate,
S01 • E03 I was like, "What are these hos asking Jesus for right now?" - The Standups 00:07
I was like, "What are these hos asking Jesus for right ...
S01 • E01 I don't... I've never ordered milk publicly in the history of my life. - The Standups 00:05
I don't... I've never ordered milk publicly in the...
S01 • E02 I was like, "Dude, what happened in the car ride home? Did I even talk?" - The Standups 00:13
I was like, "Dude, what happened in the car ride home? ...
S01 • E06 His hair is all slicked back, - The Standups 00:18
His hair is all slicked back,
S01 • E01 I've never once in my life been out and thought, - The Standups 00:08
I've never once in my life been out and thought,
S01 • E03 "Lord, let us shake our asses faster than we ever shook them before, God. - The Standups 00:05
"Lord, let us shake our asses faster than we ever shook...
S01 • E05 And he would just whisper stuff like, - The Standups 00:07
And he would just whisper stuff like,
S01 • E04 Okay, I sleep with my dog, he sleeps under the covers, and I sleep naked. - The Standups 00:05
Okay, I sleep with my dog, he sleeps under the covers, and I...
S01 • E03 Let them clap as if we were at a graduation, Lord. - The Standups 00:04
Let them clap as if we were at a graduation, Lord.
S01 • E01 I'd like to drink it out of a straw, ' something else I've never done. - The Standups 00:04
I'd like to drink it out of a straw, ' something e...
S01 • E04 And I'm not saying that to be like, "I sleep naked." - The Standups 00:11
And I'm not saying that to be like, "I sleep naked...
S01 • E02 How many bedrooms it had, - The Standups 00:11
How many bedrooms it had,