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The Standups

You go back and you do it,and when you get done, they give you those big sunglasses,and...

You go back and you do it,
and when you get done, they give you those big sunglasses,
and then I'm on a Valium

Full Transcript

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You go back and you do it, and when you get done,
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they give you those big sunglasses, and then I'm on a Valium.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:51
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 So, when my sister finally divorced him, - The Standups 00:07
So, when my sister finally divorced him,
S01 • E06 Or, it's the most diabolical way to break up with someone. - The Standups 00:05
Or, it's the most diabolical way to break up with someo...
S01 • E03 Too many motherfuckers depend on him. He won't have time for you. - The Standups 00:05
Too many motherfuckers depend on him. He won't have tim...
S01 • E01 They're like, "You good?" - The Standups 00:06
They're like, "You good?"
S01 • E04 The problem with waxing is you have to grow it out in between - The Standups 00:06
The problem with waxing is you have to grow it out in betwee...
S01 • E03 This nigga is too busy opening locks and shit. You don't want him. - The Standups 00:05
This nigga is too busy opening locks and shit. You don'...
S01 • E04 And... That's a weird period to wait it out, you know? - The Standups 00:05
And... That's a weird period to wait it out, you know?
S01 • E01 This has been a fun day to be honest." - The Standups 00:14
This has been a fun day to be honest."
S01 • E06 It was like, "There's a cold gust colliding with a warm front. - The Standups 00:04
It was like, "There's a cold gust colliding with a...
S01 • E02 If you go to a party - The Standups 00:12
If you go to a party
S01 • E04 And whenever I'd have sex with my boyfriend and he would try to... - The Standups 00:04
And whenever I'd have sex with my boyfriend and he woul...
S01 • E06 I'll snap this mfxcker's heart before he's locked inside for three days." - The Standups 00:10
I'll snap this mfxcker's heart before he's lo...
S01 • E05 And about three months into my workout regime, - The Standups 00:23
And about three months into my workout regime,
S01 • E04 I'd be like, "Don't look down!" the whole time. - The Standups 00:04
I'd be like, "Don't look down!" the whol...
S01 • E01 Then my eyes start hurting so bad and I just want to keep them shut. - The Standups 00:04
Then my eyes start hurting so bad and I just want to keep th...
S01 • E04 He was like, "Are we crossing a shaky rope bridge? What's happening?" - The Standups 00:11
He was like, "Are we crossing a shaky rope bridge? What...
S01 • E06 I did what any man would do. I smoked a fistful of mediocre weed. - The Standups 00:05
I did what any man would do. I smoked a fistful of mediocre ...
S01 • E01 And so I'm like, "I can't get home." - The Standups 00:35
And so I'm like, "I can't get home."
S01 • E02 'No!'" - The Standups 00:06
'No!'"
S01 • E06 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:04
[audience applauds]