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You just think, like, every plane you're on is going to go down
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The Standups

You just think, like, every planeyou're on is going to go down

You just think, like, every plane
you're on is going to go down

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You just think, like, every plane you're on is going to go down.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:33
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 [mimics a thump] - The Standups 00:12
[mimics a thump]
S01 • E05 And then his friend chimed in to help - The Standups 00:13
And then his friend chimed in to help
S01 • E04 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 It's not... I know, dark, you know. You just... It's never relaxing. - The Standups 00:05
It's not... I know, dark, you know. You just... It'...
S01 • E03 I don't trust any man whose shorts are above his knee. - The Standups 00:04
I don't trust any man whose shorts are above his knee.
S01 • E06 And then I broke up with her because she is a terrible person and... - The Standups 00:07
And then I broke up with her because she is a terrible perso...
S01 • E04 This seems like it would work. This seems like the right thing to do. - The Standups 00:05
This seems like it would work. This seems like the right thi...
S01 • E03 I apologize. That was a direct attack against white men. - The Standups 00:05
I apologize. That was a direct attack against white men.
S01 • E01 Do you ever get on, look at everybody on it - The Standups 00:06
Do you ever get on, look at everybody on it
S01 • E02 And the thing is, guys have not learned you have to distract the responsible one, - The Standups 00:08
And the thing is, guys have not learned you have to distract...
S01 • E05 I just lost my baby teeth as well and my balls dropped." - The Standups 00:16
I just lost my baby teeth as well and my balls dropped."...
S01 • E01 [laughter, applause] - The Standups 00:12
[laughter, applause]
S01 • E02 You've got to distract her. Either you send a dude in to hit on her... - The Standups 00:05
You've got to distract her. Either you send a dude in t...
S01 • E06 "How could you? Right before cake, how could you?" - The Standups 00:06
"How could you? Right before cake, how could you?"
S01 • E02 But if someone had just, I don't know, - The Standups 00:05
But if someone had just, I don't know,
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:04
[audience laughs]
S01 • E03 [mimics tentative laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[mimics tentative laughter]
S01 • E01 You're like, "Why don't you just say that when we land, dude?" - The Standups 00:07
You're like, "Why don't you just say that whe...
S01 • E04 When I was doing this, a lot of you were like, - The Standups 00:05
When I was doing this, a lot of you were like,
S01 • E05 They say, "We here at Facebook care about you." - The Standups 00:20
They say, "We here at Facebook care about you."