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The Standups

You want a man with about five keyson his key ring

You want a man with about five keys
on his key ring

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You want a man with about five keys on his key ring.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:40
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 One hit New York last January, and it shut the city down for three days. - The Standups 00:05
One hit New York last January, and it shut the city down for...
S01 • E02 Ladies! Come on, I want you to take a knee! Come on, ladies!" - The Standups 00:07
Ladies! Come on, I want you to take a knee! Come on, ladies!...
S01 • E03 You don't want a motherfucker with a janitor-roll-ass of fucking keys. - The Standups 00:05
You don't want a motherfucker with a janitor-roll-ass o...
S01 • E04 Right now it's a fucking mess down there. It's... - The Standups 00:04
Right now it's a fucking mess down there. It's...
S01 • E01 You go back and you do it, and when you get done, - The Standups 00:08
You go back and you do it, and when you get done,
S01 • E05 So, when my sister finally divorced him, - The Standups 00:07
So, when my sister finally divorced him,
S01 • E06 Or, it's the most diabolical way to break up with someone. - The Standups 00:05
Or, it's the most diabolical way to break up with someo...
S01 • E03 Too many motherfuckers depend on him. He won't have time for you. - The Standups 00:05
Too many motherfuckers depend on him. He won't have tim...
S01 • E01 They're like, "You good?" - The Standups 00:06
They're like, "You good?"
S01 • E04 The problem with waxing is you have to grow it out in between - The Standups 00:06
The problem with waxing is you have to grow it out in betwee...
S01 • E03 This nigga is too busy opening locks and shit. You don't want him. - The Standups 00:05
This nigga is too busy opening locks and shit. You don'...
S01 • E04 And... That's a weird period to wait it out, you know? - The Standups 00:05
And... That's a weird period to wait it out, you know?
S01 • E01 This has been a fun day to be honest." - The Standups 00:14
This has been a fun day to be honest."
S01 • E06 It was like, "There's a cold gust colliding with a warm front. - The Standups 00:04
It was like, "There's a cold gust colliding with a...
S01 • E04 And whenever I'd have sex with my boyfriend and he would try to... - The Standups 00:04
And whenever I'd have sex with my boyfriend and he woul...
S01 • E02 If you go to a party - The Standups 00:12
If you go to a party
S01 • E06 I'll snap this mfxcker's heart before he's locked inside for three days." - The Standups 00:10
I'll snap this mfxcker's heart before he's lo...
S01 • E05 And about three months into my workout regime, - The Standups 00:23
And about three months into my workout regime,
S01 • E04 I'd be like, "Don't look down!" the whole time. - The Standups 00:04
I'd be like, "Don't look down!" the whol...
S01 • E01 Then my eyes start hurting so bad and I just want to keep them shut. - The Standups 00:04
Then my eyes start hurting so bad and I just want to keep th...