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The Standups

You'd have a death wishto look at your phone, or be the toughest person alive

You'd have a death wish
to look at your phone, or be the toughest person alive

Full Transcript

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You'd have a death wish to look at your phone,
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or be the toughest person alive.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:24
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 "What the hell is he doing?" "He's checking Twitter." - The Standups 00:11
"What the hell is he doing?" "He's check...
S01 • E02 I'm just lapping it up. It tastes so good, I keep forgetting weed is in it. - The Standups 00:05
I'm just lapping it up. It tastes so good, I keep forge...
S01 • E05 This is the closest I've come to an abortion." - The Standups 00:08
This is the closest I've come to an abortion."
S01 • E02 It is so good, and I'm like, - The Standups 00:06
It is so good, and I'm like,
S01 • E04 It's the only thing you can brag about doing something half of. - The Standups 00:06
It's the only thing you can brag about doing something ...
S01 • E06 I forgot most of you have jobs, - The Standups 00:05
I forgot most of you have jobs,
S01 • E05 It's quicker than, "This is the closest I've come to taking full responsibility - The Standups 00:18
It's quicker than, "This is the closest I've ...
S01 • E02 Let's see." - The Standups 00:05
Let's see."
S01 • E06 Just to catch you up on what The Grey is, - The Standups 00:08
Just to catch you up on what The Grey is,
S01 • E04 Like... They're like, "It's a race for the cure." - The Standups 00:15
Like... They're like, "It's a race for the cu...
S01 • E01 [whistling, applause] - The Standups 00:05
[whistling, applause]
S01 • E01 [applause continues] - The Standups 00:09
[applause continues]
S01 • E02 I'm like, "You guys are losers! Come on!" - The Standups 00:04
I'm like, "You guys are losers! Come on!"
S01 • E02 By the fourth course, I look over at my friend Josh, - The Standups 00:07
By the fourth course, I look over at my friend Josh,
S01 • E06 That's how tough he got in his own head after the third Taken. - The Standups 00:22
That's how tough he got in his own head after the third...
S01 • E03 Why, every time I cut myself, have I got to have Caucasian cuts? - The Standups 00:05
Why, every time I cut myself, have I got to have Caucasian c...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:04
[laughter]
S01 • E02 He's like, "I have never been this high in my life." - The Standups 00:06
He's like, "I have never been this high in my life...
S01 • E01 Not even... I mean, it's not like you're like, "Whoa, wow." - The Standups 00:13
Not even... I mean, it's not like you're like, &qu...
S01 • E05 So my mom works with the kids and... - The Standups 00:05
So my mom works with the kids and...