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"The Stepford Wives" quotes

The Stepford Wives poster
The secret to a Stepford wife lies behind the doors of the Men's Association.

Director: Frank Oz
Writer: Ira Levin, Paul Rudnick
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror, sci-fi
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 42/100
ImdbRating: 5.3
BoxOffice: $59,484,742
Released: 11 Jun 2004
Awards: 3 wins

39 video clips

Claire WellingtonStepford WifeBobbi MarkowitzBobbie MarkowitzJoanna EberhartWalter KresbyJoanna EberhardRoger BannisterFeatured Audience MemberMike WellingtonTed Van SantVic StevensStan PetersMax MarkowitzJerry HarmonCharmaine Van SantKimberly KresbyAdditional Stepford WifeSarah SundersonHelen DevlinDave Markowitz'balance Of Power' HostTara
And then l asked myself - The Stepford Wives 00:19 And then l asked myself L'm going to use a pinecone in my nativity as the baby Jesus - The Stepford Wives 00:13 L'm going to use a pinecone in my nativity as the baby... Add it up - The Stepford Wives 00:23 Add it up You're even better at sex Don't deny it - The Stepford Wives 00:08 You're even better at sex Don't deny it L was the world's foremost brain surgeon and genetic engineer - The Stepford Wives 01:08 L was the world's foremost brain surgeon and genetic... L can fix you l can change you - The Stepford Wives 00:35 L can fix you l can change you She's drunk There's no need thank you - The Stepford Wives 00:06 She's drunk There's no need thank you First of all we're in the country now so no more black - The Stepford Wives 00:22 First of all we're in the country now so no more black My real name isn't Mike - The Stepford Wives 00:17 My real name isn't Mike Aren't you Bobbie Markowitz - The Stepford Wives 00:14 Aren't you Bobbie Markowitz Well l'm sorry but my shrink says l need creative chaos - The Stepford Wives 00:11 Well l'm sorry but my shrink says l need creative chaos Or maybe l could just use hundreds of pinecones - The Stepford Wives 00:25 Or maybe l could just use hundreds of pinecones There's Mace Windu and Amidala - The Stepford Wives 00:03 There's Mace Windu and Amidala Jerry Jerry it's a bake sale an actual bake sale - The Stepford Wives 00:26 Jerry Jerry it's a bake sale an actual bake sale What she's not a robot - The Stepford Wives 00:31 What she's not a robot That's all marvelous but today we are going to discuss - The Stepford Wives 00:44 That's all marvelous but today we are going to discuss L feel like Nancy Drew in The Mystery of the Mid Iife Crisis - The Stepford Wives 00:14 L feel like Nancy Drew in The Mystery of the Mid Iife Crisis Hi Walter Hi - The Stepford Wives 00:18 Hi Walter Hi Do l really look OK - The Stepford Wives 00:20 Do l really look OK And Kimberly aren't you just the cutest little bug's ear - The Stepford Wives 00:22 And Kimberly aren't you just the cutest little... Now Bobbie we all realize you're probably feeling a bit uncomfortable - The Stepford Wives 00:28 Now Bobbie we all realize you're probably feeling a bit... L'm a lady - The Stepford Wives 00:20 L'm a lady Mike what's happening - The Stepford Wives 00:20 Mike what's happening What am l wearing - The Stepford Wives 00:04 What am l wearing We're trespassing Only if we get caught - The Stepford Wives 00:09 We're trespassing Only if we get caught Ladies and gentlemen l give you Mr Roger Bannister - The Stepford Wives 01:09 Ladies and gentlemen l give you Mr Roger Bannister Hey you guys - The Stepford Wives 00:17 Hey you guys We need juice we need juice we need juice - The Stepford Wives 00:06 We need juice we need juice we need juice Excuse me ls this guy bothering you - The Stepford Wives 00:10 Excuse me ls this guy bothering you Cupcakes Cupcakes - The Stepford Wives 00:12 Cupcakes Cupcakes But you said she was shooting off sparks from her ears - The Stepford Wives 00:11 But you said she was shooting off sparks from her ears Hey yeah Only one can survive - The Stepford Wives 00:06 Hey yeah Only one can survive Bobbie Bobbie This isn't you - The Stepford Wives 01:00 Bobbie Bobbie This isn't you Who makes more money l do - The Stepford Wives 00:12 Who makes more money l do Hey Dave How do you know each other - The Stepford Wives 00:09 Hey Dave How do you know each other We should get moving Yeah we got a meeting - The Stepford Wives 00:16 We should get moving Yeah we got a meeting Does anyone have a screwdriver - The Stepford Wives 00:12 Does anyone have a screwdriver She's nuts - The Stepford Wives 00:06 She's nuts You're insane - The Stepford Wives 00:16 You're insane

Cast

Joanna Eberhart - Nicole Kidman
Walter Kresby - Matthew Broderick
Bobbie Markowitz - Bette Midler
Claire Wellington - Glenn Close
Mike Wellington - Christopher Walken
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