As husband to my grandmother I am my own grandpa!
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Talk Show Hostess:
Have you ever thought that you came from a strange or unusual family? Well, after you meet our guests, you might want to adjust your standards. Talk Show Guest #1:
I divorced my wife in order to marry her daughter. Talk Show Guest #2:
I married a siamese twin and had an affair with her sister. Talk Show Guest #3:
I've been engaged to three of my cousins. Stanley Stupid:
I'm, well, to tell you the truth, I'm my own Grandpa. Talk Show Hostess:
You're your own Grandpa? Well, for some of us who don't understand this, can you explain? Stanley Stupid:
Well, yes. It's quite simple, really. [sings] Stanley Stupid:
Many many years ago when I was twenty three/ I was married to a widow who was purdy as can be/ This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red/ My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed/ Stanley Stupid:
This made my dad my son in law and changed my very life/ For my daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife/ To complicate the matters even though it brought me joy I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy/ Stanley Stupid:
This little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad/ And so became my uncle though it made me very sad/ For if he was my uncle than it also makes him brother/ To the widow's grown-up daughter who of course if my stepmother/ Stanley Stupid:
My father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run/ And he became my grandchild 'cause he was my daughter's son/ My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue/ For although she is my wife she is my grandmother too/ Stanley Stupid:
If my wife is my grandmother than I am her grandchild/ And every time I think of this it nearly drives me wild/ Talk Show Hostess:
has got to be the craziest thing I ever saw Stanley Stupid:
As husband to my grandmother I am my own grandpa!
Have you ever thought that you came from a strange or unusual family? Well, after you meet our guests, you might want to adjust your standards. Talk Show Guest #1:
I divorced my wife in order to marry her daughter. Talk Show Guest #2:
I married a siamese twin and had an affair with her sister. Talk Show Guest #3:
I've been engaged to three of my cousins. Stanley Stupid:
I'm, well, to tell you the truth, I'm my own Grandpa. Talk Show Hostess:
You're your own Grandpa? Well, for some of us who don't understand this, can you explain? Stanley Stupid:
Well, yes. It's quite simple, really. [sings] Stanley Stupid:
Many many years ago when I was twenty three/ I was married to a widow who was purdy as can be/ This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red/ My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed/ Stanley Stupid:
This made my dad my son in law and changed my very life/ For my daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife/ To complicate the matters even though it brought me joy I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy/ Stanley Stupid:
This little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad/ And so became my uncle though it made me very sad/ For if he was my uncle than it also makes him brother/ To the widow's grown-up daughter who of course if my stepmother/ Stanley Stupid:
My father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run/ And he became my grandchild 'cause he was my daughter's son/ My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue/ For although she is my wife she is my grandmother too/ Stanley Stupid:
If my wife is my grandmother than I am her grandchild/ And every time I think of this it nearly drives me wild/ Talk Show Hostess:
has got to be the craziest thing I ever saw Stanley Stupid:
As husband to my grandmother I am my own grandpa!
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even though it brought me joy
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I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
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My little baby then became a brother in law to dad
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and so became my uncle
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though it made me very sad
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for if he was my uncle then that also made him brother
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to the widow's grown up daughter who of course was my stepmother
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I'm my own grandpa
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I'm my own grandpa
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it sounds funny I know
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but it really is so
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Ho I'm my own grandpa
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my father's wife then had a son
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who kept them on the run
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and he became my grandchild
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'cause he was my daughter's son
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my wife is now my mother's mother
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and it makes me blue
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because all though she is my wife
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she's my grandmother too
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If my wife is my grandmother
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then I am her grandchild
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And every time I think of it
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It nearly drives me wild
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This has got to be the strangest thing I ever saw
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As husband of my grandmother
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I am my own grandpa
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Movie Summary
An incredibly dull-witted family unknowingly stumble upon an illegal weapons deal while on the trail of their "stolen" garbage.
