Your job is to kidnap anyone who discovers my diabolical plan, including children
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Policeman:
This postal ploy of yours is the most evil caper of our age, Mr. Sender. How will you ever top yourself? Evil Sender:
With a crime so unthinkable that no-one has ever dared to attempt to attempt it: to rob an entire nation of its garbage. Policeman:
The one resource no-one ever thinks to protect! Evil Sender:
Yet without it, every Hefty bag, every trash compactor, every rubbish bin in America will be useless. Desperate men will roam the streets with empty wastebaskets, panic and chaos will rule the land. The precious balance of civilization will be destroyed, and then the world will come begging for mercy... to me. [to security guard] Evil Sender:
Your job is to kidnap anyone who discovers my diabolical plan, including children
This postal ploy of yours is the most evil caper of our age, Mr. Sender. How will you ever top yourself? Evil Sender:
With a crime so unthinkable that no-one has ever dared to attempt to attempt it: to rob an entire nation of its garbage. Policeman:
The one resource no-one ever thinks to protect! Evil Sender:
Yet without it, every Hefty bag, every trash compactor, every rubbish bin in America will be useless. Desperate men will roam the streets with empty wastebaskets, panic and chaos will rule the land. The precious balance of civilization will be destroyed, and then the world will come begging for mercy... to me. [to security guard] Evil Sender:
Your job is to kidnap anyone who discovers my diabolical plan, including children
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This postal ploy of yours
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is the most evil caper of our age Mr Sender
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How will you ever top yourself
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With a crime so unthinkable
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that no one has ever dared to attempt it
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to rob an entire nation
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of its garbage
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The one resource no one ever thinks to protect
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Yet without it
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every hefty bag every trash compactor
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every rubbish bin in America
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will be useless
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Desperate men will roam the streets
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with empty waste baskets
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Panic and chaos will rule the land
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The precious balance of civilization will be destroyed
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and then the world will come begging for mercy
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to me
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Your job is to kidnap anyone
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who discovers my diabolical plan
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including children
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Movie Summary
An incredibly dull-witted family unknowingly stumble upon an illegal weapons deal while on the trail of their "stolen" garbage.
Actors
Policeman
Evil Sender
