Well what do you need? Okay, let's see... I got my girl coming over. I'll need some wine....
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Storekeeper:
Well what do you need?
Louie Kritski:
Okay, let's see... I got my girl coming over. I'll need some wine. What kind of wine do you got here? You got any...
[the storekeeper places a small bottle of screw-top wine on the counter]
Louie Kritski:
What the fuck is that? You expect me to drink screw-top wine?
Storekeeper:
You want a buzz? It's gonna have to come from this.
Louie Kritski:
Better just get some essentials so I don't starve to death.
[Grabs a loaf of bread places it on the counter with a 'THUNK']
Louie Kritski:
Holy shit! Your bread's older than your fucking wine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is aged. This should - -See, this should be aged
[about the wine]
Louie Kritski:
You don't - You get it? What a sense of humor. Am I on Candid Camera in this place or what?
Transcript
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Well what do you need
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Let me see I got my girl coming over
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I need some wine What kind of wine do you have here
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Boy
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You got
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What the fuck is that
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You expect me to drink screw
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You want a buzz It's gonna have to come from this
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Maybe I'll just get some essentials so we don't starve to death
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Holy shit
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Your bread is older than your fucking wine
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You get it This is aged This is
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See this should be aged
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You don't You get it
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What a sense of humor
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Am I on Candid Camera in this place or what
Clip duration: 43 seconds
Views: 153
Timestamp in movie: 00h 23m 44s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Karma comes into play when a wealthy wisecracking landlord is ordered by a court to live in the filthy building that he runs.
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00:53 Deadbeat son of a bitch Where's the rent
00:13 How's he supposed to do his school work at night
00:13 No way I'm going to that shithole
00:23 Will you stop about the tenants
00:36 I called every heating contractor in the city
00:14 Outta the way Leotha This is an emergency
00:10 MAN And then you die
00:18 What are you spying on me No
00:42 Neighbor
00:17 Obviously it's unusually cold in the building today
00:05 What are you the Welcome Wagon
00:19 You want your electricity fixed move
00:15 So how come they call you Milkman
00:18 Heather can I ask you a question
00:25 Do you know what kind of droppings those are
00:14 You fix one shitty toilet I'll disown you
00:16 You Get off my roof before there's trouble
00:05 See that's how the door broke
00:13 Let me explain something to you Son
00:06 Beautiful A fucking sink that farts