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"The Survivors" quotes

The Survivors poster
Having both lost their jobs, two strangers become unlikely friends after a run in with a would be robber, who is actually a hitman with a grudge against the two.

Director: Michael Ritchie
Writer: Michael Leeson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, drama
Year: 1983
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $14,000,000
Released: 22 Jun 1983
Awards: N/A

25 Clips

Wes HuntleyJackSonny PalusoDonald QuinelleDoreenDonaldBettyCandice Paluso
But I could make each one of you a partner in a mini mart in Pittsburgh - The Survivors 00:07 But I could make each one of you a partner in a mini mart in... Stay close They're using live ammo today - The Survivors 00:04 Stay close They're using live ammo today Such lovely skin Her skin is only 16 years old - The Survivors 00:09 Such lovely skin Her skin is only 16 years old Welcome to the new middle ages - The Survivors 00:05 Welcome to the new middle ages You drive fast oyster brain Yes indeed - The Survivors 00:16 You drive fast oyster brain Yes indeed Like skiing except for booby traps - The Survivors 00:12 Like skiing except for booby traps I am sure no one who matters watches the 5 00 news - The Survivors 00:14 I am sure no one who matters watches the 5 00 news You won't die - The Survivors 00:10 You won't die Shit you ain't got no money - The Survivors 00:11 Shit you ain't got no money I never thought I'd consider marrying a man with an automatic gun - The Survivors 00:23 I never thought I'd consider marrying a man with an... Tell me things will work out - The Survivors 00:16 Tell me things will work out Good morning Donald - The Survivors 00:08 Good morning Donald And this is your life line - The Survivors 00:45 And this is your life line But I have to blow a hole in your skeevy heart - The Survivors 00:07 But I have to blow a hole in your skeevy heart I was raised a very strict southern Baptist - The Survivors 00:18 I was raised a very strict southern Baptist My God that's sick - The Survivors 00:16 My God that's sick Shoot the radios Without music they lose half their will - The Survivors 00:09 Shoot the radios Without music they lose half their will I was nervous Two - The Survivors 00:17 I was nervous Two I feel like a bear's gynaecologist - The Survivors 00:05 I feel like a bear's gynaecologist Well Mr Honky Mo'Fo take your best shot - The Survivors 00:11 Well Mr Honky Mo'Fo take your best shot So I'm not out there committing adultery - The Survivors 00:16 So I'm not out there committing adultery And to you Wes is a god - The Survivors 00:17 And to you Wes is a god You shot my gun goddamn it - The Survivors 00:14 You shot my gun goddamn it What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees - The Survivors 00:06 What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees Yeah I am I am - The Survivors 00:25 Yeah I am I am

Cast

Sonny Paluso - Walter Matthau
Donald Quinelle - Robin Williams
Jack Locke - Jerry Reed
Wes Huntley - James Wainwright
Candice Paluso - Kristen Vigard
Doreen - Annie McEnroe
Betty - Anne Pitoniak
TV station manager - Bernard Barrow
Jack's Wife - Marian Hailey
Detective Matt Burke - Joseph Carberry
Wiley - Skipp Lynch
Waitress - Marilyn Cooper
Mace Lover - Meg Mundy
Accosted Old Lady - Yudie Bank
Gun Salesman - Michael P. Moran
Armed Little Lady - Norma Pratt
Salesman - John De Bello
Wes Man #1 - Del Hinkley
Cost-Conscious Survivalist - Morgan Upton
Commando - John Goodman
Nose Biter - Regina David
Illegal Alien - Francisco Prado
Interviewer - J.B. Waters
Indian Woman - Indira Manjrekar
Tiffany Clark - Tiffany Clark
Marc Stevens - Marc Stevens
- Gary Cobbs
- Jery Hewitt
Old man in diner - William Magerman
- Dennis O'Neill
- Paul Stader
- Mark Robert Sutton