I never thought I'd be contemplating marriage to a man who owned an automatic assault...
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Doreen:
I never thought I'd be contemplating marriage to a man who owned an automatic assault rifle.
Donald:
It's not automatic, hon. It's semiautomatic. Automatic weapons are illegal. And why are you using the word "contemplating?"
Doreen:
I just mean, Donald, you seem so different.
Donald:
Hey, Frizzer, I'm no different, I'm just armed.
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I never thought I'd be contemplating marriage to a man who owned
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an automatic assault rifle
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It's not automatic hon it's semiautomatic Automatic weapons are illegal
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And why are you using the word contemplating
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I just mean Donald
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You seem so different
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Hey Frizzer I'm no different I'm just armed
Clip duration: 23 seconds
Views: 174
Timestamp in movie: 00h 45m 34s
Uploaded: 24 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: Having both lost their jobs, two strangers become unlikely friends after a run in with a would be robber, who is actually a hitman with a grudge against the two.
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00:08 Good morning Donald
00:11 Shit you ain't got no money
00:10 You won't die
00:16 You drive fast oyster brain Yes indeed
00:09 Such lovely skin Her skin is only 16 years old
00:04 Stay close They're using live ammo today
00:07 But I could make each one of you a partner in a mini mart in...
00:14 I am sure no one who matters watches the 5 00 news
00:12 Like skiing except for booby traps
00:05 Welcome to the new middle ages
00:06 What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees
00:25 Yeah I am I am
00:14 You shot my gun goddamn it
00:17 And to you Wes is a god
00:16 So I'm not out there committing adultery
00:11 Well Mr Honky Mo'Fo take your best shot
00:05 I feel like a bear's gynaecologist
00:17 I was nervous Two
00:09 Shoot the radios Without music they lose half their will
00:16 My God that's sick