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The Swearing Jar

"It is a rare and miraculous thing to find your one true soul mate." Carey soon learns that finding two of them can pose an even greater problem.

Director

Lindsay MacKay

Year

Genre

drama, musical, romance

Box Office

N/A

Production

Middle Child Films Inc.,Farpoint Films,Monkeys & Parrots

Awards

1 win & 8 nominations

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And, uh,
and... and... and your penis. - The Swearing Jar

And, uh, and... and... and your penis.

And something cute and small
that you've wanted - The Swearing Jar

And something cute and small that you've wanted

Holy fucking shit!
We're having a baby! - The Swearing Jar

Holy fucking shit! We're having a baby!

Never again... no swearing, - The Swearing Jar

Never again... no swearing,

Jamar? James? Jasper? - The Swearing Jar

Jamar? James? Jasper?

Okay, if there is a jar...
And, just as an aside, - The Swearing Jar

Okay, if there is a jar... And, just as an aside,

It isn't activated - The Swearing Jar

It isn't activated

It shocks me that people - The Swearing Jar

It shocks me that people

I mean, what kind of life - The Swearing Jar

I mean, what kind of life

"Loving wife to Lewis." - The Swearing Jar

"Loving wife to Lewis."

Lavinia.
I'm gonna add it to my list. - The Swearing Jar

Lavinia. I'm gonna add it to my list.

Well, Lavinia is a character - The Swearing Jar

Well, Lavinia is a character

She had her hands hacked off - The Swearing Jar

She had her hands hacked off

Through Athens
I am thought as fair as she." - The Swearing Jar

Through Athens I am thought as fair as she."

I'll have you know that I won - The Swearing Jar

I'll have you know that I won

And had rosy cheeks
and a demure disposition. - The Swearing Jar

And had rosy cheeks and a demure disposition.

What? No. It's a metaphor.
It's from The Winter's Tale. - The Swearing Jar

What? No. It's a metaphor. It's from The Winter�...

"And I, an old turtle,
will wing me - The Swearing Jar

"And I, an old turtle, will wing me

That's never to be found again, - The Swearing Jar

That's never to be found again,

I need to wing me to school, - The Swearing Jar

I need to wing me to school,

Oh, I wasn't aware
that band could shape minds. - The Swearing Jar

Oh, I wasn't aware that band could shape minds.

It helps while you're working - The Swearing Jar

It helps while you're working

I'm a customer,
I am bleeding from the head, - The Swearing Jar

I'm a customer, I am bleeding from the head,

Because you're listening
to old person music." - The Swearing Jar

Because you're listening to old person music."

Yeah, I'm just looking
for the philosophy section? - The Swearing Jar

Yeah, I'm just looking for the philosophy section?

Okay, uh, I... - The Swearing Jar

"May the 4th be with you." - The Swearing Jar

"May the 4th be with you."

I do... I do. But I quit.
I... I'm more of a singer. - The Swearing Jar

I do... I do. But I quit. I... I'm more of a singer.

Yeah, I... I got that.
Your name tag. - The Swearing Jar

Yeah, I... I got that. Your name tag.

Okay, it was nice to...
Thank you, Owen. - The Swearing Jar

Okay, it was nice to... Thank you, Owen.

Yeah, 'cause
communism is so relaxing. - The Swearing Jar

Yeah, 'cause communism is so relaxing.

Um, are you scrap booking? - The Swearing Jar

Um, are you scrap booking?

Um, and by the way,
I hate to break this to you, - The Swearing Jar

Um, and by the way, I hate to break this to you,

Oh, my God! You'll be 40. - The Swearing Jar

Oh, my God! You'll be 40.

I'm not gonna be 40, - The Swearing Jar

I'm not gonna be 40,

The money goes
to a big fat 40th birthday - The Swearing Jar

The money goes to a big fat 40th birthday

Je speak lebest French. - The Swearing Jar

Je speak lebest French.

...un livre. - The Swearing Jar

And, um, then
I studied Spanish and Latin - The Swearing Jar

And, um, then I studied Spanish and Latin

You know,
if I would've stuck with French - The Swearing Jar

You know, if I would've stuck with French

- I'm not so good at, uh...
- Talking? - The Swearing Jar

- I'm not so good at, uh... - Talking?

I don't know why
I said... I mean I said that - The Swearing Jar

I don't know why I said... I mean I said that

Not that I judge people
who do do just this. - The Swearing Jar

Not that I judge people who do do just this.

I'm wondering, if maybe - The Swearing Jar

I'm wondering, if maybe

Because you missed us? - The Swearing Jar

Because you missed us?

I have
important news, Mother." - The Swearing Jar

I have important news, Mother."

Oh, damn,
I must have hit the red button - The Swearing Jar

Oh, damn, I must have hit the red button

I... I can't think of anything
he'd need to tell you. - The Swearing Jar

I... I can't think of anything he'd need to tell y...

You know, that, uh,
we've decided to, uh... - The Swearing Jar

You know, that, uh, we've decided to, uh...

What Simon means
is... is that we've decided - The Swearing Jar

What Simon means is... is that we've decided

...we can wait until
the first trimester is over - The Swearing Jar

...we can wait until the first trimester is over

Just because I'm not frowning, - The Swearing Jar

Just because I'm not frowning,

Well done on the...
On the baby making front. - The Swearing Jar

Well done on the... On the baby making front.

Because if he's anything
like his father, - The Swearing Jar

Because if he's anything like his father,

I am not taking anyone's side, - The Swearing Jar

I am not taking anyone's side,

And then
I'm gonna come back in here - The Swearing Jar

And then I'm gonna come back in here

Aside from me,
you're the only person - The Swearing Jar

Aside from me, you're the only person

Sorry, I didn't mean
you two in particular. - The Swearing Jar

Sorry, I didn't mean you two in particular.

We all do stupid things - The Swearing Jar

We all do stupid things

When you're wildly in love,
you find a way - The Swearing Jar

When you're wildly in love, you find a way

'Cause it's a rare
and miraculous thing... - The Swearing Jar

'Cause it's a rare and miraculous thing...

I mean,
you looked a little tired, - The Swearing Jar

I mean, you looked a little tired,

Like an Irish person
or a Scottish person - The Swearing Jar

Like an Irish person or a Scottish person

Uh, thanks for your email,
by the way. - The Swearing Jar

Uh, thanks for your email, by the way.

Um, yeah, a... about that, um... - The Swearing Jar

Um, yeah, a... about that, um...

I'm just not in a...
A... any position to be... - The Swearing Jar

I'm just not in a... A... any position to be...

Be going on dates, - The Swearing Jar

Be going on dates,

Did you come
and see me to tell me - The Swearing Jar

Did you come and see me to tell me

- Yes. Yeah, I...
- I've had a few Manhattans. - The Swearing Jar

- Yes. Yeah, I... - I've had a few Manhattans.

I mean, besides the fact - The Swearing Jar

I mean, besides the fact

But that just means
that you have to try. - The Swearing Jar

But that just means that you have to try.

Even... even if it means - The Swearing Jar

Even... even if it means

Uh, I'm so sorry.
I totally forgot. - The Swearing Jar

Uh, I'm so sorry. I totally forgot.

- I think she's talking to me.
- Well, then answer her. - The Swearing Jar

- I think she's talking to me. - Well, then answer her.

We... I just need to check
my period tracker - The Swearing Jar

We... I just need to check my period tracker

We'll do a quick examination - The Swearing Jar

We'll do a quick examination

Huh, I don't know,
what's on my mind, - The Swearing Jar

Huh, I don't know, what's on my mind,

That pain and puffiness
just so I can bring a bald, - The Swearing Jar

That pain and puffiness just so I can bring a bald,

Okay, so what is going on - The Swearing Jar

Okay, so what is going on

Ever since
I told you about the baby, - The Swearing Jar

Ever since I told you about the baby,

I don't wanna feel
like I'm doing this - The Swearing Jar

I don't wanna feel like I'm doing this

I have never
wanted anything this much - The Swearing Jar

I have never wanted anything this much

You're being so nice
all the time, - The Swearing Jar

You're being so nice all the time,

I swear that I do not hate you, - The Swearing Jar

I swear that I do not hate you,

I'm... I'm fine, okay?
I'm fine. We're fine. - The Swearing Jar

I'm... I'm fine, okay? I'm fine. We're f...

But if you leave me, - The Swearing Jar

But if you leave me,

Um, I do not snore, - The Swearing Jar

Um, I do not snore,

- How does that relate to, um...
- I was asleep. - The Swearing Jar

- How does that relate to, um... - I was asleep.

You mean why does an adult
have an adolescent's job? - The Swearing Jar

You mean why does an adult have an adolescent's job?

- News flash.
- Yeah, it certainly is. - The Swearing Jar

- News flash. - Yeah, it certainly is.

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"It is a rare and miraculous thing to find your one true soul mate." Carey soon learns that finding two of them can pose an even greater problem.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Lindsay MacKay

Writer: Kate Hewlett

Production: Middle Child Films Inc.,Farpoint Films,Monkeys & Parrots

Genre: drama, musical, romance

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 25 Nov 2022

Awards: 1 win & 8 nominations

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