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The Swearing Jar

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"It is a rare and miraculous thing to find your one true soul mate." Carey soon learns that finding two of them can pose an even greater problem.
Director
Lindsay MacKay
Year
2022
Genre
drama, musical, romance
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N/A
Production
Middle Child Films Inc.,Farpoint Films,Monkeys & Parrots
Awards
1 win & 8 nominations

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I mean, I open for big bands sometimes, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
I mean, I open for big bands sometimes,
Like I don't even deserve to, um... - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Like I don't even deserve to, um...
Well, then, our child has a penis - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Well, then, our child has a penis
Why have you spent the last four days - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Why have you spent the last four days
I find conflict sexy. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
I find conflict sexy.
Oh, well then I guess - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Oh, well then I guess
If our penis-footed friend here is actually, - The Swearing Jar 00:08
If our penis-footed friend here is actually,
"Hey Gretch, go fetch." - The Swearing Jar 00:05
"Hey Gretch, go fetch."
...she's so fetchen." - The Swearing Jar 00:06
...she's so fetchen."
Rachel, you smell like a..." - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Rachel, you smell like a..."
[Corey giggling] - The Swearing Jar 00:07
[Corey giggling]
You're the one that eats that "poo." - The Swearing Jar 00:06
You're the one that eats that "poo."
I don't think if you eat chicken - The Swearing Jar 00:05
I don't think if you eat chicken
Are you ignoring me? - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Are you ignoring me?
Why would someone do something like that if they're married? - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Why would someone do something like that if they're mar...
- That's not what I mean. - Yeah, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
- That's not what I mean. - Yeah,
When they hear, and, uh, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
When they hear, and, uh,
I always thought it would be nice for someone - The Swearing Jar 00:04
I always thought it would be nice for someone
Maybe we can talk later about art, - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Maybe we can talk later about art,
I'm gonna go outside, I'm gonna light it, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
I'm gonna go outside, I'm gonna light it,
This is... This was in his pocket - The Swearing Jar 00:05
This is... This was in his pocket
"Berry aneurysm?" - The Swearing Jar 00:05
"Berry aneurysm?"
No, no I... I mean that maybe he thought - The Swearing Jar 00:06
No, no I... I mean that maybe he thought
Bev, h... he... H... he... he didn't lie. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Bev, h... he... H... he... he didn't lie.
He couldn't have known how sick, right? - The Swearing Jar 00:05
He couldn't have known how sick, right?
My husband is dead and now you're telling me - The Swearing Jar 00:06
My husband is dead and now you're telling me
We're having a child - The Swearing Jar 00:05
We're having a child
...he made that decision without me - The Swearing Jar 00:06
...he made that decision without me
No right, and he is a liar - The Swearing Jar 00:05
No right, and he is a liar
Do you want a superhero or a mermaid? - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Do you want a superhero or a mermaid?
Yeah, we could definitely use one of those around here. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Yeah, we could definitely use one of those around here.
I inherited the house, the debt, - The Swearing Jar 00:07
I inherited the house, the debt,
Oh, no, uh, they, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Oh, no, uh, they,
Oh, really? I mean, my last picnic - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Oh, really? I mean, my last picnic
Um, I don't... I don't know. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Um, I don't... I don't know.
Hey, hun, do you want to go upstairs - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Hey, hun, do you want to go upstairs
Um, s... so, how... how did you, uh... - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Um, s... so, how... how did you, uh...
You kept some pretty important stuff from me, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
You kept some pretty important stuff from me,
If you ever need somebody to give you advice, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
If you ever need somebody to give you advice,
That's fine, I would too, - The Swearing Jar 00:05
That's fine, I would too,
I felt I wasn't gonna get anywhere with it - The Swearing Jar 00:04
I felt I wasn't gonna get anywhere with it
Because you can leave them at home at night - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Because you can leave them at home at night
Oh, honey, remember I told you to be careful with that? - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Oh, honey, remember I told you to be careful with that?
You told her to be careful, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
You told her to be careful,
This is something I think your mom - The Swearing Jar 00:05
This is something I think your mom
A birthday party slash concert slash wake. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
A birthday party slash concert slash wake.
And when did, uh, Simon's wishes become important? - The Swearing Jar 00:05
And when did, uh, Simon's wishes become important?
- Bev. - Simon would've - The Swearing Jar 00:06
- Bev. - Simon would've
No, buying twin sheets for a queen-sized bed is a mistake. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
No, buying twin sheets for a queen-sized bed is a mistake.
Skipping your husband's funeral, - The Swearing Jar 00:16
Skipping your husband's funeral,
Well, he didn't wanna ruin everything. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Well, he didn't wanna ruin everything.
What you had was rare and miraculous. - The Swearing Jar 00:06
What you had was rare and miraculous.
She knows that you're Daddy's mom - The Swearing Jar 00:06
She knows that you're Daddy's mom
No, he's... he's not my... he's not my boyfriend. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
No, he's... he's not my... he's not my boyfri...
I... I don't think I can go to this. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
I... I don't think I can go to this.
Uh... he's very persistent. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Uh... he's very persistent.
Hey, uh, can I call you back in a... in a... - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Hey, uh, can I call you back in a... in a...
Okay. Alright, bye. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Okay. Alright, bye.
It used to be a makeshift office - The Swearing Jar 00:08
It used to be a makeshift office
Uh, so there's a... A shower in there and, um... - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Uh, so there's a... A shower in there and, um...
- I just-I thought... - We should, uh, - The Swearing Jar 00:05
- I just-I thought... - We should, uh,
I'm gonna go get... Get a glue gun - The Swearing Jar 00:06
I'm gonna go get... Get a glue gun
Simon and I once agreed that his 30th birthday - The Swearing Jar 00:08
Simon and I once agreed that his 30th birthday
I forgot that it was his birthday, - The Swearing Jar 00:08
I forgot that it was his birthday,
Huevos Rancheros, muy caliente, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Huevos Rancheros, muy caliente,
Um... which I proceeded to spill - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Um... which I proceeded to spill
And he locked himself in the study - The Swearing Jar 00:06
And he locked himself in the study
When I realized that I had forgotten - The Swearing Jar 00:07
When I realized that I had forgotten
Unfortunately, I somehow mixed my earring into the batter, - The Swearing Jar 00:09
Unfortunately, I somehow mixed my earring into the batter,
Simon brought this up many times over many years. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Simon brought this up many times over many years.
But for some reason I never actually apologized. - The Swearing Jar 00:06
But for some reason I never actually apologized.
Oh, no, I can't. I can't. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Oh, no, I can't. I can't.
So, you see, I am hardly the person - The Swearing Jar 00:06
So, you see, I am hardly the person
What do you think would've happened - The Swearing Jar 00:06
What do you think would've happened
He would've been a great parent, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
He would've been a great parent,
Simon would've moved on, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Simon would've moved on,
All Simon ever thought about, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
All Simon ever thought about,
- Owen. - I want you to hear - The Swearing Jar 00:05
- Owen. - I want you to hear
Stop. No, no. You know what I mean. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Stop. No, no. You know what I mean.
I have been playing around with some lyrics - The Swearing Jar 00:09
I have been playing around with some lyrics
It's true, it's been three years, - The Swearing Jar 00:07
It's true, it's been three years,
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
I regret giving you my card and I regret sleeping with you. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
I regret giving you my card and I regret sleeping with you.
It took me so long to find my way, - The Swearing Jar 00:08
It took me so long to find my way,
As many of you know, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
As many of you know,
But he was also, undeniably, much too young. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
But he was also, undeniably, much too young.
Um, before we finish off - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Um, before we finish off
Uh, it's been three years since Simon and I started this. - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Uh, it's been three years since Simon and I started thi...
I'm half proud and half horrified to say that, - The Swearing Jar 00:09
I'm half proud and half horrified to say that,
The remainder of which will go towards a vacation - The Swearing Jar 00:06
The remainder of which will go towards a vacation
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"It is a rare and miraculous thing to find your one true soul mate." Carey soon learns that finding two of them can pose an even greater problem.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)
Director: Lindsay MacKay
Writer: Kate Hewlett
Production: Middle Child Films Inc.,Farpoint Films,Monkeys & Parrots
Genre: drama, musical, romance
Year: 2022
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 25 Nov 2022
Awards: 1 win & 8 nominations
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