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He would've been a great parent
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The Swearing Jar

He would've been a great parent, for starters

He would've been a great parent, for starters

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He would've been a great parent,
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for starters.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
01:35:15
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
drama, musical, romance
Production
Middle Child Films Inc.,Farpoint Films,Monkeys & Parrots

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Movie Summary

"It is a rare and miraculous thing to find your one true soul mate." Carey soon learns that finding two of them can pose an even greater problem.
Simon would've moved on, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Simon would've moved on,
All Simon ever thought about, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
All Simon ever thought about,
- Owen. - I want you to hear - The Swearing Jar 00:05
- Owen. - I want you to hear
Stop. No, no. You know what I mean. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Stop. No, no. You know what I mean.
I have been playing around with some lyrics - The Swearing Jar 00:09
I have been playing around with some lyrics
It's true, it's been three years, - The Swearing Jar 00:07
It's true, it's been three years,
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
I regret giving you my card and I regret sleeping with you. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
I regret giving you my card and I regret sleeping with you.
It took me so long to find my way, - The Swearing Jar 00:08
It took me so long to find my way,
As many of you know, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
As many of you know,
But he was also, undeniably, much too young. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
But he was also, undeniably, much too young.
Um, before we finish off - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Um, before we finish off
Uh, it's been three years since Simon and I started this. - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Uh, it's been three years since Simon and I started thi...
I'm half proud and half horrified to say that, - The Swearing Jar 00:09
I'm half proud and half horrified to say that,
The remainder of which will go towards a vacation - The Swearing Jar 00:06
The remainder of which will go towards a vacation
For bringing joy into my life for 12 years. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
For bringing joy into my life for 12 years.
And the lives of everyone he met for 37 years. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
And the lives of everyone he met for 37 years.
Did, uh, today's headache damage - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Did, uh, today's headache damage
It's in the kitchen, and it's already full, so... - The Swearing Jar 00:05
It's in the kitchen, and it's already full, so...
I swear I will never, ever love anyone else. - The Swearing Jar 00:06
I swear I will never, ever love anyone else.