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The Swearing Jar

I swear that I do not hate you, I swearthat I am not cheating on you, and I swear that I...

I swear that I do not hate you, I swear
that I am not cheating on you, and I swear that I am not

Full Transcript

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I swear that I do not hate you,
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I swear that I am not cheating on you,
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and I swear that I am not...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:06
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
drama, musical, romance
Production
Middle Child Films Inc.,Farpoint Films,Monkeys & Parrots

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Movie Summary

"It is a rare and miraculous thing to find your one true soul mate." Carey soon learns that finding two of them can pose an even greater problem.
I'm... I'm fine, okay? I'm fine. We're fine. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
I'm... I'm fine, okay? I'm fine. We're f...
But if you leave me, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
But if you leave me,
Um, I do not snore, - The Swearing Jar 00:08
Um, I do not snore,
- How does that relate to, um... - I was asleep. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
- How does that relate to, um... - I was asleep.
You mean why does an adult have an adolescent's job? - The Swearing Jar 00:04
You mean why does an adult have an adolescent's job?
- News flash. - Yeah, it certainly is. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
- News flash. - Yeah, it certainly is.
I mean, I open for big bands sometimes, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
I mean, I open for big bands sometimes,
Like I don't even deserve to, um... - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Like I don't even deserve to, um...
Well, then, our child has a penis - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Well, then, our child has a penis
Why have you spent the last four days - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Why have you spent the last four days
I find conflict sexy. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
I find conflict sexy.
Oh, well then I guess - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Oh, well then I guess
If our penis-footed friend here is actually, - The Swearing Jar 00:08
If our penis-footed friend here is actually,
"Hey Gretch, go fetch." - The Swearing Jar 00:05
"Hey Gretch, go fetch."
...she's so fetchen." - The Swearing Jar 00:06
...she's so fetchen."
Rachel, you smell like a..." - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Rachel, you smell like a..."
[Corey giggling] - The Swearing Jar 00:07
[Corey giggling]
You're the one that eats that "poo." - The Swearing Jar 00:06
You're the one that eats that "poo."
I don't think if you eat chicken - The Swearing Jar 00:05
I don't think if you eat chicken
Are you ignoring me? - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Are you ignoring me?