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The Swearing Jar

I'll have you know that I won the Holy Blessed Sacrament'sDramatic Arts Award for my...

I'll have you know that I won the Holy Blessed Sacrament's
Dramatic Arts Award for my portrayal

Full Transcript

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I'll have you know that I won
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the Holy Blessed Sacrament's Dramatic Arts Award
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for my portrayal...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:51
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
drama, musical, romance
Production
Middle Child Films Inc.,Farpoint Films,Monkeys & Parrots

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Movie Summary

"It is a rare and miraculous thing to find your one true soul mate." Carey soon learns that finding two of them can pose an even greater problem.
And had rosy cheeks and a demure disposition. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
And had rosy cheeks and a demure disposition.
What? No. It's a metaphor. It's from The Winter's Tale. - The Swearing Jar 00:08
What? No. It's a metaphor. It's from The Winter�...
"And I, an old turtle, will wing me - The Swearing Jar 00:07
"And I, an old turtle, will wing me
That's never to be found again, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
That's never to be found again,
I need to wing me to school, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
I need to wing me to school,
Oh, I wasn't aware that band could shape minds. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Oh, I wasn't aware that band could shape minds.
It helps while you're working - The Swearing Jar 00:05
It helps while you're working
I'm a customer, I am bleeding from the head, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
I'm a customer, I am bleeding from the head,
Because you're listening to old person music." - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Because you're listening to old person music."
Yeah, I'm just looking for the philosophy section? - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Yeah, I'm just looking for the philosophy section?
Okay, uh, I... - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Okay, uh, I...
"May the 4th be with you." - The Swearing Jar 00:05
"May the 4th be with you."
I do... I do. But I quit. I... I'm more of a singer. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
I do... I do. But I quit. I... I'm more of a singer.
Yeah, I... I got that. Your name tag. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Yeah, I... I got that. Your name tag.
Okay, it was nice to... Thank you, Owen. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Okay, it was nice to... Thank you, Owen.
Yeah, 'cause communism is so relaxing. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Yeah, 'cause communism is so relaxing.
Um, are you scrap booking? - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Um, are you scrap booking?
Um, and by the way, I hate to break this to you, - The Swearing Jar 00:08
Um, and by the way, I hate to break this to you,
Oh, my God! You'll be 40. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Oh, my God! You'll be 40.
I'm not gonna be 40, - The Swearing Jar 00:05
I'm not gonna be 40,