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The Swearing Jar

Simon and I once agreedthat his 30th birthday was the worst dayof our entire relationship

Simon and I once agreed
that his 30th birthday was the worst day
of our entire relationship

Full Transcript

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Simon and I once agreed that his 30th birthday
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was the worst day of our entire relationship.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
01:32:16
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
drama, musical, romance
Production
Middle Child Films Inc.,Farpoint Films,Monkeys & Parrots

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Movie Summary

"It is a rare and miraculous thing to find your one true soul mate." Carey soon learns that finding two of them can pose an even greater problem.
I forgot that it was his birthday, - The Swearing Jar 00:08
I forgot that it was his birthday,
Huevos Rancheros, muy caliente, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Huevos Rancheros, muy caliente,
Um... which I proceeded to spill - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Um... which I proceeded to spill
And he locked himself in the study - The Swearing Jar 00:06
And he locked himself in the study
When I realized that I had forgotten - The Swearing Jar 00:07
When I realized that I had forgotten
Unfortunately, I somehow mixed my earring into the batter, - The Swearing Jar 00:09
Unfortunately, I somehow mixed my earring into the batter,
Simon brought this up many times over many years. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Simon brought this up many times over many years.
But for some reason I never actually apologized. - The Swearing Jar 00:06
But for some reason I never actually apologized.
Oh, no, I can't. I can't. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Oh, no, I can't. I can't.
So, you see, I am hardly the person - The Swearing Jar 00:06
So, you see, I am hardly the person
What do you think would've happened - The Swearing Jar 00:06
What do you think would've happened
He would've been a great parent, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
He would've been a great parent,
Simon would've moved on, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Simon would've moved on,
All Simon ever thought about, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
All Simon ever thought about,
- Owen. - I want you to hear - The Swearing Jar 00:05
- Owen. - I want you to hear
Stop. No, no. You know what I mean. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Stop. No, no. You know what I mean.
I have been playing around with some lyrics - The Swearing Jar 00:09
I have been playing around with some lyrics
It's true, it's been three years, - The Swearing Jar 00:07
It's true, it's been three years,
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
I regret giving you my card and I regret sleeping with you. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
I regret giving you my card and I regret sleeping with you.