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The Swearing Jar

Unfortunately, I somehow mixedmy earring into the batter, so Simon spentthe remainder of...

Unfortunately, I somehow mixed
my earring into the batter, so Simon spent
the remainder of his birthday having emergency dental surgery

Full Transcript

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Unfortunately, I somehow mixed my earring into the batter,
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so Simon spent the remainder of his birthday
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having emergency dental surgery.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:33:03
Uploaded
May 19, 2025
Genres
drama, musical, romance
Production
Middle Child Films Inc.,Farpoint Films,Monkeys & Parrots

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Movie Summary

"It is a rare and miraculous thing to find your one true soul mate." Carey soon learns that finding two of them can pose an even greater problem.
Simon brought this up many times over many years. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Simon brought this up many times over many years.
But for some reason I never actually apologized. - The Swearing Jar 00:06
But for some reason I never actually apologized.
Oh, no, I can't. I can't. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Oh, no, I can't. I can't.
So, you see, I am hardly the person - The Swearing Jar 00:06
So, you see, I am hardly the person
What do you think would've happened - The Swearing Jar 00:06
What do you think would've happened
He would've been a great parent, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
He would've been a great parent,
Simon would've moved on, - The Swearing Jar 00:04
Simon would've moved on,
All Simon ever thought about, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
All Simon ever thought about,
- Owen. - I want you to hear - The Swearing Jar 00:05
- Owen. - I want you to hear
Stop. No, no. You know what I mean. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Stop. No, no. You know what I mean.
I have been playing around with some lyrics - The Swearing Jar 00:09
I have been playing around with some lyrics
It's true, it's been three years, - The Swearing Jar 00:07
It's true, it's been three years,
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
I regret giving you my card and I regret sleeping with you. - The Swearing Jar 00:05
I regret giving you my card and I regret sleeping with you.
It took me so long to find my way, - The Swearing Jar 00:08
It took me so long to find my way,
As many of you know, - The Swearing Jar 00:06
As many of you know,
But he was also, undeniably, much too young. - The Swearing Jar 00:04
But he was also, undeniably, much too young.
Um, before we finish off - The Swearing Jar 00:05
Um, before we finish off
Uh, it's been three years since Simon and I started this. - The Swearing Jar 00:06
Uh, it's been three years since Simon and I started thi...
I'm half proud and half horrified to say that, - The Swearing Jar 00:09
I'm half proud and half horrified to say that,