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The Sword in the Stone

Madame, you won't!

Castle Scullery Maid:You old goat! If I ever catch you in my kitchen again, I'll...Merlin:Madame, you won't!

Full Transcript

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You old goat
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If I ever catch you in my kitchen again I'll
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Madam you won't
Available in 4 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,321
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:32
Uploaded
Mar 11, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A poor boy named Arthur learns the power of love, kindness, knowledge and bravery with the help of a wizard called Merlin in the path to become one of the most beloved kings in English history.

Actors

Karl Swenson
Merlin
Karl Swenson
We ought to run the old geezer right out of the castleOh no No no Kay noHe might cast an evil spell on the lot of usTurn us all into stoneNo there's no telling what the old devil might doHe's not an old devilHe He's good and his magic is good tooIf If you - The Sword in the Stone 00:56
We ought to run the old geezer right out of the castleOh no...
If the boy says the world is round they'll take him for a lunaticThe world is round Yes yes that's rightAnd it also goes aroundYou mean it'll be round someday No no no It's round nowMan will discover this in centuries to comeAnd he will also findthat the - The Sword in the Stone 00:36
If the boy says the world is round they'll take him for...
So from now on boyyou do as I sayYes sir All rightNow to start off I want you to read these booksAll of themThat my boy is a mountain of knowledgeBut I can't read What what WhatI don't suppose you know how to write No sirWell what do you know Well INever - The Sword in the Stone 00:31
So from now on boyyou do as I sayYes sir All rightNow to...
Man will fly, all right. - The Sword in the Stone 00:07
Man will fly, all right.
It would have worked if... - The Sword in the Stone 00:07
It would have worked if...
I never... - The Sword in the Stone 00:07
I never...
Man will fly someday I tell youI have been there I have seen itI do hope so I've always dreamed about flyingThat I was a bird and that I could go sailing all over the skyhigh above everythingAvis alitus avita atheta PrestidigitoniumIt's my favorite - The Sword in the Stone 01:03
Man will fly someday I tell youI have been there I have seen...
Now boy flying is not merely some crude mechanical processIt is a delicate art purely aestheticpoetry of motionAnd the best way to learn it is to do it - The Sword in the Stone 00:17
Now boy flying is not merely some crude mechanical processIt...
Now, tuck your feet under like me. - The Sword in the Stone 00:14
Now, tuck your feet under like me.
Why, say, boy! - The Sword in the Stone 00:23
Why, say, boy!
Sounds like someone's sickHow lovelyI do hope it's seriousSomething dreadfulBat gizzardsIt's nothing but a scrawny little sparrow with a beak full of soot - The Sword in the Stone 00:17
Sounds like someone's sickHow lovelyI do hope it's...
Marvelous, boy. - The Sword in the Stone 01:02
Marvelous, boy.
Say lad did you know that I can make myself uglier yetThat would be some trickI mean Want to betYou see I win I winAren't I hideous boyPerfectly revolting Well Yes ma'am - The Sword in the Stone 00:23
Say lad did you know that I can make myself uglier yetThat...
But you ain't seen nothin' yet Watch thisI can be beautiful Lovely and fairSilvery voice Long purple hairLa la la la La la la la laLa la la la la La la la la la laBut it's only skin deep Zim zabberim zimI'm an ugly old creepThe magnificent marvelous mad - The Sword in the Stone 00:36
But you ain't seen nothin' yet Watch thisI can be...
Now what do you think, boy? - The Sword in the Stone 00:40
Now what do you think, boy?
I win, I win! - The Sword in the Stone 00:06
I win, I win!
Why, you little devil, you! - The Sword in the Stone 00:35
Why, you little devil, you!
What... What's up, boy? What's going on? They're having a wizards' duel. What's that? It's a battle - The Sword in the Stone 00:19
What... What's up, boy? What's going on?...
First, if you don't mind, - I'll make the rules. - The Sword in the Stone 00:43
First, if you don't mind, - I'll make the rules.
Change to something else, Merlin. - The Sword in the Stone 00:14
Change to something else, Merlin.