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"The Tailor of Panama" quotes

The Tailor of Panama poster
A tailor living in Panama reluctantly becomes a spy for a British Agent.

Director: John Boorman
Writer: John le Carré, Andrew Davies, John Boorman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, thriller
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $13,729,742
Released: 30 Mar 2001
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

44 Clips

OsnardHarryStormontMartaGen. DusenbakerAndrew 'andy' OsnardHarold 'harry' PendelFrancesca DeaneMichelangelo 'mickie' AbraxasUncle BennyLouisa PendelMickie AbraxasMaltbyCavendishLouisa
Welcome to Panama - The Tailor of Panama 00:07 Welcome to Panama When the Americans took out Noriega I said to myself - The Tailor of Panama 00:09 When the Americans took out Noriega I said to myself Do you know what the poor call those - The Tailor of Panama 00:12 Do you know what the poor call those Noriega formed these so called Dignity Battalions - The Tailor of Panama 00:54 Noriega formed these so called Dignity Battalions I never lied to you Marta You know that - The Tailor of Panama 00:20 I never lied to you Marta You know that There is a missing star on our flag gentlemen - The Tailor of Panama 00:12 There is a missing star on our flag gentlemen Don't be a cunt Harry We're made for each other - The Tailor of Panama 00:12 Don't be a cunt Harry We're made for each other Come and dance - The Tailor of Panama 00:10 Come and dance There's two ways we can deal with this one old girl - The Tailor of Panama 00:32 There's two ways we can deal with this one old girl Do we dress right or left - The Tailor of Panama 00:11 Do we dress right or left Without the Yanks London will pull the entire project - The Tailor of Panama 00:17 Without the Yanks London will pull the entire project The way I see it we all have a dream of ourselves - The Tailor of Panama 00:14 The way I see it we all have a dream of ourselves At the table bunch of gentlemen from the loyal opposition - The Tailor of Panama 00:08 At the table bunch of gentlemen from the loyal opposition Never on our knees Right Or on our asses - The Tailor of Panama 00:06 Never on our knees Right Or on our asses You know what I would do if I was president - The Tailor of Panama 00:08 You know what I would do if I was president Look at us Look at us - The Tailor of Panama 00:17 Look at us Look at us The only good men left in Panama City are you and me - The Tailor of Panama 00:09 The only good men left in Panama City are you and me Harry boy I've told you time and again - The Tailor of Panama 00:14 Harry boy I've told you time and again And I didn't finish his suit - The Tailor of Panama 00:11 And I didn't finish his suit I don't know - The Tailor of Panama 00:07 I don't know I couldn't do it again - The Tailor of Panama 00:16 I couldn't do it again Are you not listening to me Don't be bloody annoying Harry - The Tailor of Panama 00:06 Are you not listening to me Don't be bloody annoying... I'll walk you to your plane - The Tailor of Panama 00:13 I'll walk you to your plane Well if you love her go Yes I do love her - The Tailor of Panama 00:09 Well if you love her go Yes I do love her Are you pulling my pisser - The Tailor of Panama 00:06 Are you pulling my pisser You're right - The Tailor of Panama 00:11 You're right It's dark and Ionely work like oral sex - The Tailor of Panama 00:07 It's dark and Ionely work like oral sex I think you're the wickedest human being I've ever met - The Tailor of Panama 00:11 I think you're the wickedest human being I've ever... Not the Osnard got drummed out of Madrid - The Tailor of Panama 00:13 Not the Osnard got drummed out of Madrid It's all right - The Tailor of Panama 00:06 It's all right So we have to stop all this you hear - The Tailor of Panama 00:15 So we have to stop all this you hear Come on let's dance Camp it up a bit - The Tailor of Panama 00:28 Come on let's dance Camp it up a bit Don't you ever feel like - The Tailor of Panama 00:34 Don't you ever feel like Oh look at those tits - The Tailor of Panama 00:08 Oh look at those tits You press me too hard Andy - The Tailor of Panama 00:09 You press me too hard Andy You've excelled This is a better yarn than Arthur Braithwaite - The Tailor of Panama 00:09 You've excelled This is a better yarn than Arthur... What is all this bullshit about Abraxas and Delgado - The Tailor of Panama 00:09 What is all this bullshit about Abraxas and Delgado Panama - The Tailor of Panama 00:10 Panama A very creditable 34 plus - The Tailor of Panama 00:08 A very creditable 34 plus Tell me about him He's become a bit of a pal - The Tailor of Panama 00:12 Tell me about him He's become a bit of a pal Well there's two ways we can deal with this one my dear - The Tailor of Panama 00:06 Well there's two ways we can deal with this one my dear Which is why I have to watch over you - The Tailor of Panama 00:05 Which is why I have to watch over you I'm a thief in my own home - The Tailor of Panama 00:04 I'm a thief in my own home He was always going to do it - The Tailor of Panama 00:10 He was always going to do it

Cast

Osnard - Pierce Brosnan
Harry - Geoffrey Rush
Louisa - Jamie Lee Curtis
Marta - Leonor Varela
Mickie Abraxas - Brendan Gleeson
All Cast