Wow, that is profound
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Walter Garber:
What's her name? Ryder:
Lavitca, she was Lithuanian... She was an ASS-model. Walter Garber:
She asked you what? Ryder:
You heard of hand-models, right? Advertisements? Walter Garber:
Right. Ryder:
She was an ass-model... she did jeans and uh you know, magazines and shit. Anyway, it was fashion week in New York and uh... I took her to Iceland. Walter Garber:
Lavitca, Lithuanian, Ass model, Iceland, you took her to the ice... Ryder:
So, for five-hundred bucks they'll take you on a dog-sled ride on a glacier. Walter Garber:
Dog-sled? Ryder:
Yeah... and you know that whole saying that if you're not the lead dog, the view never changes? Walter Garber:
Right, otherwise you're always looking at the asshole of the dog in front of you. Ryder:
That'll be funny in a minute when I get to that part. Walter Garber:
It's funny now. Ryder:
[next scene]
And it's eight in the morning, we haven't been to bed yet... and we're tooling across this glacier and I got this hangover that's creeping up the back of my neck... and guess what I'm looking at? Walter Garber:
You're obviously you're staring at... the ass of the dog in front of you. Ryder:
You got it! So this dog... out of nowhere just lifts his hind-legs up and puts them in the, you know the harness there... and just takes a shit, while he's running on his front paws. So he's dumping and running, all at the same time... now that's multi-fucking-tasking if you ask me. Walter Garber:
Get outta here, did it hit you? Ryder:
Shit always hits you man. [next scene] Ryder:
I didn't know it at the time, but it was profound. Walter Garber:
Profound? Ryder:
Yeah. Walter Garber:
Why? Uh, you lost me. Ryder:
Well, you know uh... when I went to prison later on, what you called. Uh, I had trouble going to the toilet... you know, a privacy thing. And I... couldn't take a shit. I was scared shitless... literally. So, you know what I thought of? Walter Garber:
You thought of the dog. Ryder:
That's right... I thought of that dog. If it could do what it needed to do... so could I. It saved my fucking live. Walter Garber:
Wow, that is profound
What's her name? Ryder:
Lavitca, she was Lithuanian... She was an ASS-model. Walter Garber:
She asked you what? Ryder:
You heard of hand-models, right? Advertisements? Walter Garber:
Right. Ryder:
She was an ass-model... she did jeans and uh you know, magazines and shit. Anyway, it was fashion week in New York and uh... I took her to Iceland. Walter Garber:
Lavitca, Lithuanian, Ass model, Iceland, you took her to the ice... Ryder:
So, for five-hundred bucks they'll take you on a dog-sled ride on a glacier. Walter Garber:
Dog-sled? Ryder:
Yeah... and you know that whole saying that if you're not the lead dog, the view never changes? Walter Garber:
Right, otherwise you're always looking at the asshole of the dog in front of you. Ryder:
That'll be funny in a minute when I get to that part. Walter Garber:
It's funny now. Ryder:
[next scene]
And it's eight in the morning, we haven't been to bed yet... and we're tooling across this glacier and I got this hangover that's creeping up the back of my neck... and guess what I'm looking at? Walter Garber:
You're obviously you're staring at... the ass of the dog in front of you. Ryder:
You got it! So this dog... out of nowhere just lifts his hind-legs up and puts them in the, you know the harness there... and just takes a shit, while he's running on his front paws. So he's dumping and running, all at the same time... now that's multi-fucking-tasking if you ask me. Walter Garber:
Get outta here, did it hit you? Ryder:
Shit always hits you man. [next scene] Ryder:
I didn't know it at the time, but it was profound. Walter Garber:
Profound? Ryder:
Yeah. Walter Garber:
Why? Uh, you lost me. Ryder:
Well, you know uh... when I went to prison later on, what you called. Uh, I had trouble going to the toilet... you know, a privacy thing. And I... couldn't take a shit. I was scared shitless... literally. So, you know what I thought of? Walter Garber:
You thought of the dog. Ryder:
That's right... I thought of that dog. If it could do what it needed to do... so could I. It saved my fucking live. Walter Garber:
Wow, that is profound
Full Transcript
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Hey it's me it's Garber
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Garber You didn't say goodbye
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You killed Jerry
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No the city of fucking New York killed Jerry okay
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The biggest rat hole in the world fucking killed Jerry
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Okay Now you can chalk another victim up to NYC
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Now can everybody hear me
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Yeah we hear you loud and clear
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Well good because now you don't have to tell the cops
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that they don't tell me how to do it or how it's gonna be
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I fucking tell them
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Don't you ever ever leave me again
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Or I'll just have to hunt you down and l'll kill you
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Now you got 39
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Movie Summary
Armed men hijack a New York City subway train, holding the passengers hostage in return for a ransom, and turning an ordinary day's work for dispatcher Walter Garber into a face-off with the mastermind behind the crime.
Actors
Walter Garber
Ryder
