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The Tao of Steve

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Underachieving, overweight kindergarten teacher Dex finds a woman who forces him to reexamine his Zen-like system of seduction.
Director
Jenniphr Goodman
Year
2000
Genre
comedy, drama, romance
Box Office
$4,342,203
Production
N/A
Awards
2 nominations
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Right I want to say that it's cool you get to - The Tao of Steve 00:12
Right I want to say that it's cool you get to
So does this type of thing usually work on young philosophy students - The Tao of Steve 00:08
So does this type of thing usually work on young philosophy...
Do you want to have sex with her Definitely - The Tao of Steve 00:26
Do you want to have sex with her Definitely
Look at me okay - The Tao of Steve 00:35
Look at me okay
Look at me okay - The Tao of Steve 00:35
Look at me okay
You've got so many great books - The Tao of Steve 00:12
You've got so many great books
Dating is so tricky That's all I mean you're really cool - The Tao of Steve 00:14
Dating is so tricky That's all I mean you're...
Oh yeah actually I made a schedule on my computer - The Tao of Steve 00:08
Oh yeah actually I made a schedule on my computer
How can you not love a British rock band consisting of four teenage bumblebees - The Tao of Steve 00:05
How can you not love a British rock band consisting of four...
Can I talk to you a second I'm blanching the butter - The Tao of Steve 00:07
Can I talk to you a second I'm blanching the butter
But I think seriously most people want a composite of the opposite sex - The Tao of Steve 00:31
But I think seriously most people want a composite of the...
What do you look for in a woman - The Tao of Steve 00:06
What do you look for in a woman
But you've never been happy with any women you've dated - The Tao of Steve 00:16
But you've never been happy with any women you've...
Dex is just bitter because he's never been in love - The Tao of Steve 00:07
Dex is just bitter because he's never been in love
Would you describe this as a typical morning for you - The Tao of Steve 00:11
Would you describe this as a typical morning for you
So you smoke pot for breakfast - The Tao of Steve 00:10
So you smoke pot for breakfast
Doing stuff is overrated Like Hitler he did a lot - The Tao of Steve 00:11
Doing stuff is overrated Like Hitler he did a lot
What do you think You think all Buddhist monks are like the Dalai Lama - The Tao of Steve 00:19
What do you think You think all Buddhist monks are like the...
I'm serious if you hang out with women as friends you're doing your research in the wrong library - The Tao of Steve 00:14
I'm serious if you hang out with women as friends...
This takes us to the second rule of being Steve - The Tao of Steve 00:10
This takes us to the second rule of being Steve
Yeah man You can't just say Hey I'm Dave I like smoking pot - The Tao of Steve 00:09
Yeah man You can't just say Hey I'm Dave I like...
Figure out what you're excellent at - The Tao of Steve 00:11
Figure out what you're excellent at
Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women - The Tao of Steve 00:07
Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women
Steve is the prototypical cool American male - The Tao of Steve 00:20
Steve is the prototypical cool American male
So if I'm not a Steve then what am I - The Tao of Steve 00:10
So if I'm not a Steve then what am I
You guys are all Steves and I'm Gomer fucking Pyle man - The Tao of Steve 00:05
You guys are all Steves and I'm Gomer fucking Pyle man
There's a certain order you're supposed to do things in - The Tao of Steve 00:11
There's a certain order you're supposed to do...
I'm going to tell you this one last time - The Tao of Steve 00:11
I'm going to tell you this one last time
That takes us to part three of the Tao of Steve - The Tao of Steve 00:12
That takes us to part three of the Tao of Steve
Couldn't resist my powerful penetrating stare could you - The Tao of Steve 00:09
Couldn't resist my powerful penetrating stare could you
So if you're falling in love with me why are you with all these other women - The Tao of Steve 00:13
So if you're falling in love with me why are you with...
Stop looking at me like that - The Tao of Steve 00:09
Stop looking at me like that
You think it's more honest to pretend to listen to a woman - The Tao of Steve 00:13
You think it's more honest to pretend to listen to a...
I'm not looking for enlightenment I'm looking for a girlfriend That's it - The Tao of Steve 00:06
I'm not looking for enlightenment I'm looking for...
There will be walking Yeah - The Tao of Steve 00:12
There will be walking Yeah
No one ever says Hey God how was Your day - The Tao of Steve 00:18
No one ever says Hey God how was Your day
Good night Rick - The Tao of Steve 00:19
Good night Rick
If any part of you touches any part of me I have a knife - The Tao of Steve 00:06
If any part of you touches any part of me I have a knife
Why in the world would I lie about a spider - The Tao of Steve 00:33
Why in the world would I lie about a spider
Do you smoke - The Tao of Steve 00:07
Do you smoke
That's almost as ridiculous as your sleeping diet - The Tao of Steve 00:08
That's almost as ridiculous as your sleeping diet
Right right Remember okay both men and women want to have sex - The Tao of Steve 00:15
Right right Remember okay both men and women want to have...
I don't want God to punish you Okay - The Tao of Steve 00:07
I don't want God to punish you Okay
Did you just kiss my boo boo - The Tao of Steve 00:10
Did you just kiss my boo boo
I mean I wish I No - The Tao of Steve 00:04
I mean I wish I No
Be desireless be excellent and be gone - The Tao of Steve 00:07
Be desireless be excellent and be gone
The Tao of Steve isn't about picking up lots of women - The Tao of Steve 00:08
The Tao of Steve isn't about picking up lots of women
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Underachieving, overweight kindergarten teacher Dex finds a woman who forces him to reexamine his Zen-like system of seduction.

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Director: Jenniphr Goodman
Writer: Duncan North, Greer Goodman, Jenniphr Goodman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $4,342,203
Released: 01 Sep 2000
Awards: 2 nominations
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