I'm gonna tell you this one last time and maybe you should tattoo it on your dick so you...
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Dex:
I'm gonna tell you this one last time and maybe you should tattoo it on your dick so you don't forget, okay? "We pursue that which retreats from us."
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I'm going to tell you this one last time
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You should tattoo it on your dick so you don't forget
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We pursue that which retreats from us
Clip duration: 11 seconds
Views: 134
Timestamp in movie: 00h 38m 16s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: Underachieving, overweight kindergarten teacher Dex finds a woman who forces him to reexamine his Zen-like system of seduction.
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