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The Tao of Steve

How Marcia Brady of you!

Syd:

I made a schedule on my computer. Dex:
How Marcia Brady of you!

Full Transcript

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Oh yeah actually I made a schedule on my computer
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Oh well how Marcia Brady of you Oh thank you
Duration
8 seconds
Views
310
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:56
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Underachieving, overweight kindergarten teacher Dex finds a woman who forces him to reexamine his Zen-like system of seduction.

Actors
Syd
Greer Goodman
Donal Logue
Dex
Donal Logue
How can you not love a British rock band consisting of four teenage bumblebees - The Tao of Steve 00:05
How can you not love a British rock band consisting of four...
Can I talk to you a second I'm blanching the butter - The Tao of Steve 00:07
Can I talk to you a second I'm blanching the butter
But I think seriously most people want a composite of the opposite sex - The Tao of Steve 00:31
But I think seriously most people want a composite of the...
What do you look for in a woman - The Tao of Steve 00:06
What do you look for in a woman
But you've never been happy with any women you've dated - The Tao of Steve 00:16
But you've never been happy with any women you've...
Dex is just bitter because he's never been in love - The Tao of Steve 00:07
Dex is just bitter because he's never been in love
Would you describe this as a typical morning for you - The Tao of Steve 00:11
Would you describe this as a typical morning for you
So you smoke pot for breakfast - The Tao of Steve 00:10
So you smoke pot for breakfast
Doing stuff is overrated Like Hitler he did a lot - The Tao of Steve 00:11
Doing stuff is overrated Like Hitler he did a lot
What do you think You think all Buddhist monks are like the Dalai Lama - The Tao of Steve 00:19
What do you think You think all Buddhist monks are like the...
I'm serious if you hang out with women as friends you're doing your research in the wrong library - The Tao of Steve 00:14
I'm serious if you hang out with women as friends...
This takes us to the second rule of being Steve - The Tao of Steve 00:10
This takes us to the second rule of being Steve
Yeah man You can't just say Hey I'm Dave I like smoking pot - The Tao of Steve 00:09
Yeah man You can't just say Hey I'm Dave I like...
Figure out what you're excellent at - The Tao of Steve 00:11
Figure out what you're excellent at
Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women - The Tao of Steve 00:07
Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women
Steve is the prototypical cool American male - The Tao of Steve 00:20
Steve is the prototypical cool American male
So if I'm not a Steve then what am I - The Tao of Steve 00:10
So if I'm not a Steve then what am I
You guys are all Steves and I'm Gomer fucking Pyle man - The Tao of Steve 00:05
You guys are all Steves and I'm Gomer fucking Pyle man
There's a certain order you're supposed to do things in - The Tao of Steve 00:11
There's a certain order you're supposed to do...
I'm going to tell you this one last time - The Tao of Steve 00:11
I'm going to tell you this one last time