Dex, I find it hard to believe that someone of your, uh... Moral turpitude? Yeah, would...
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Priest:
Dex, I find it hard to believe that someone of your, uh...
Dex:
Moral turpitude?
Priest:
Yeah, would ever consider being a priest.
Dex:
Ya know, actually, I was accepted to Divinity school.
Priest:
Really? So what happened?
Dex:
It's like St. Augustine said, ya know: "Lord, give me chastity and virtue, but not just yet."
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Right I want to say that it's cool you get to
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hang out with God all day
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I don't exactly hang out with God
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I teach I counsel I work with the homeless
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Yeah absolutely
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I think it's great that you do God related activity all day long
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Moral turpitude Yeah
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Would ever consider being a priest
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Actually I was accepted to divinity school
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Really So what happened
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 128
Timestamp in movie: 00h 03m 07s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: Underachieving, overweight kindergarten teacher Dex finds a woman who forces him to reexamine his Zen-like system of seduction.
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00:12 You've got so many great books
00:07 Dex is just bitter because he's never been in love
00:07 Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women
00:20 Steve is the prototypical cool American male
00:11 I'm going to tell you this one last time
00:08 That's almost as ridiculous as your sleeping diet
00:19 What do you think You think all Buddhist monks are like the...
00:18 No one ever says Hey God how was Your day
00:10 So if I'm not a Steve then what am I
00:14 Dating is so tricky That's all I mean you're...
00:08 Oh yeah actually I made a schedule on my computer
00:05 How can you not love a British rock band consisting of four...
00:31 But I think seriously most people want a composite of the...
00:16 But you've never been happy with any women you've...
00:11 Would you describe this as a typical morning for you
00:10 So you smoke pot for breakfast
00:10 This takes us to the second rule of being Steve
00:11 There's a certain order you're supposed to do...
00:12 That takes us to part three of the Tao of Steve
00:09 Couldn't resist my powerful penetrating stare could you