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So you smoke pot for breakfast
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The Tao of Steve

...have limited potential

Syd:

So, you smoke pot for breakfast, you work part time, and you... Dex:
...have limited potential

Full Transcript

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So you smoke pot for breakfast
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You work part time and you
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Have limited potential
Duration
10 seconds
Views
314
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:02
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Underachieving, overweight kindergarten teacher Dex finds a woman who forces him to reexamine his Zen-like system of seduction.

Actors
Syd
Greer Goodman
Donal Logue
Dex
Donal Logue
Doing stuff is overrated Like Hitler he did a lot - The Tao of Steve 00:11
Doing stuff is overrated Like Hitler he did a lot
What do you think You think all Buddhist monks are like the Dalai Lama - The Tao of Steve 00:19
What do you think You think all Buddhist monks are like the...
I'm serious if you hang out with women as friends you're doing your research in the wrong library - The Tao of Steve 00:14
I'm serious if you hang out with women as friends...
This takes us to the second rule of being Steve - The Tao of Steve 00:10
This takes us to the second rule of being Steve
Yeah man You can't just say Hey I'm Dave I like smoking pot - The Tao of Steve 00:09
Yeah man You can't just say Hey I'm Dave I like...
Figure out what you're excellent at - The Tao of Steve 00:11
Figure out what you're excellent at
Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women - The Tao of Steve 00:07
Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women
Steve is the prototypical cool American male - The Tao of Steve 00:20
Steve is the prototypical cool American male
So if I'm not a Steve then what am I - The Tao of Steve 00:10
So if I'm not a Steve then what am I
You guys are all Steves and I'm Gomer fucking Pyle man - The Tao of Steve 00:05
You guys are all Steves and I'm Gomer fucking Pyle man
There's a certain order you're supposed to do things in - The Tao of Steve 00:11
There's a certain order you're supposed to do...
I'm going to tell you this one last time - The Tao of Steve 00:11
I'm going to tell you this one last time
That takes us to part three of the Tao of Steve - The Tao of Steve 00:12
That takes us to part three of the Tao of Steve
Couldn't resist my powerful penetrating stare could you - The Tao of Steve 00:09
Couldn't resist my powerful penetrating stare could you
So if you're falling in love with me why are you with all these other women - The Tao of Steve 00:13
So if you're falling in love with me why are you with...
Stop looking at me like that - The Tao of Steve 00:09
Stop looking at me like that
You think it's more honest to pretend to listen to a woman - The Tao of Steve 00:13
You think it's more honest to pretend to listen to a...
I'm not looking for enlightenment I'm looking for a girlfriend That's it - The Tao of Steve 00:06
I'm not looking for enlightenment I'm looking for...
There will be walking Yeah - The Tao of Steve 00:12
There will be walking Yeah
No one ever says Hey God how was Your day - The Tao of Steve 00:18
No one ever says Hey God how was Your day