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The Tender Bar

Everybody, according to the lawsof the sovereign state of New York, today, my nephew is...

Everybody, according to the laws
of the sovereign state of New York, today, my nephew is officially a man

Full Transcript

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Everybody,
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according to the laws of the sovereign state of New York,
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today, my nephew is officially a man.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:10
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A boy growing up on Long Island seeks out father figures among the patrons at his uncle's bar.
I think a Yale man should drink gin myself, - The Tender Bar 00:05
I think a Yale man should drink gin myself,
Whatever you assholes choose now is what I'm gonna pour - The Tender Bar 00:06
Whatever you assholes choose now is what I'm gonna pour
Goodness. Evidently, tonight, you guys are backed up on Chief and Joey D. - The Tender Bar 00:05
Goodness. Evidently, tonight, you guys are backed up on Chie...
All props to the 82nd, but your little fucking airdrop on Grenada is not a war. - The Tender Bar 00:06
All props to the 82nd, but your little fucking airdrop on Gr...
You need to find the main guy, who's a problem, - The Tender Bar 00:05
You need to find the main guy, who's a problem,
You know, Uncle Charlie is, like, your old man, basically. - The Tender Bar 00:05
You know, Uncle Charlie is, like, your old man, basically.
If you didn't believe his concrete proof, the Church would cut your nuts off. - The Tender Bar 00:05
If you didn't believe his concrete proof, the Church wo...
Read Orwell on the lower upper middle classes - The Tender Bar 00:12
Read Orwell on the lower upper middle classes
Most illogical city I have ever seen in my life. - The Tender Bar 00:05
Most illogical city I have ever seen in my life.
My old man said, "Pick a city." - The Tender Bar 00:06
My old man said, "Pick a city."
- The moral of the story is... - Right, right. The moral of the story is - The Tender Bar 00:06
- The moral of the story is... - Right, right. The moral of ...
- Hi. - How are you? Uh, is Stinky in there? - The Tender Bar 00:04
- Hi. - How are you? Uh, is Stinky in there?
He was always on the radio, in New York. - The Tender Bar 00:04
He was always on the radio, in New York.
He was Johnny Ace or Johnny Michaels on the radio. - The Tender Bar 00:06
He was Johnny Ace or Johnny Michaels on the radio.
Women with father complexes tend to eat a lot, - The Tender Bar 00:08
Women with father complexes tend to eat a lot,
- You being careful? - Jesus, Mom. Fuck. - The Tender Bar 00:04
- You being careful? - Jesus, Mom. Fuck.
"Lower-middle-upper." - The Tender Bar 00:05
"Lower-middle-upper."
I mean, I just feel like Sidney's so up here - The Tender Bar 00:06
I mean, I just feel like Sidney's so up here
It's not the worst thing if the man puts the woman on a slight pedestal. - The Tender Bar 00:05
It's not the worst thing if the man puts the woman on a...
- What? - What? - The Tender Bar 00:04
- What? - What?