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The Tender Bar

If you go to Yalebut you don't have any balls, how are you supposedto be a student at...

If you go to Yale
but you don't have any balls, how are you supposed
to be a student at Yale?

Full Transcript

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If you go to Yale but you don't have any balls,
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how are you supposed to be a student at Yale?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:43
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A boy growing up on Long Island seeks out father figures among the patrons at his uncle's bar.
I mean, I can do Wordy Gurdy all day long, - The Tender Bar 00:07
I mean, I can do Wordy Gurdy all day long,
Everybody alive is lucky - The Tender Bar 00:05
Everybody alive is lucky
Our ancestors were all either fast, smart - The Tender Bar 00:06
Our ancestors were all either fast, smart
Luck, asshole... it's why we're all here. - The Tender Bar 00:04
Luck, asshole... it's why we're all here.
You see, you're believing in society's bullshit interpretation - The Tender Bar 00:07
You see, you're believing in society's bullshit in...
Hey! The fuck are you guys doing here? - The Tender Bar 00:04
Hey! The fuck are you guys doing here?
Everybody, - The Tender Bar 00:08
Everybody,
I think a Yale man should drink gin myself, - The Tender Bar 00:05
I think a Yale man should drink gin myself,
Whatever you assholes choose now is what I'm gonna pour - The Tender Bar 00:06
Whatever you assholes choose now is what I'm gonna pour
Goodness. Evidently, tonight, you guys are backed up on Chief and Joey D. - The Tender Bar 00:05
Goodness. Evidently, tonight, you guys are backed up on Chie...
All props to the 82nd, but your little fucking airdrop on Grenada is not a war. - The Tender Bar 00:06
All props to the 82nd, but your little fucking airdrop on Gr...
You need to find the main guy, who's a problem, - The Tender Bar 00:05
You need to find the main guy, who's a problem,
You know, Uncle Charlie is, like, your old man, basically. - The Tender Bar 00:05
You know, Uncle Charlie is, like, your old man, basically.
If you didn't believe his concrete proof, the Church would cut your nuts off. - The Tender Bar 00:05
If you didn't believe his concrete proof, the Church wo...
Read Orwell on the lower upper middle classes - The Tender Bar 00:12
Read Orwell on the lower upper middle classes
Most illogical city I have ever seen in my life. - The Tender Bar 00:05
Most illogical city I have ever seen in my life.
My old man said, "Pick a city." - The Tender Bar 00:06
My old man said, "Pick a city."
- The moral of the story is... - Right, right. The moral of the story is - The Tender Bar 00:06
- The moral of the story is... - Right, right. The moral of ...
- Hi. - How are you? Uh, is Stinky in there? - The Tender Bar 00:04
- Hi. - How are you? Uh, is Stinky in there?
He was always on the radio, in New York. - The Tender Bar 00:04
He was always on the radio, in New York.