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The Tender Bar

"It is a great pleasure to inform you "that the Admissions Committeehas voted to offer you...

"It is a great pleasure to inform you "that the Admissions Committee
has voted to offer you a place in the Yale class of 1986." What?

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"It is a great pleasure to inform you
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"that the Admissions Committee has voted to offer you a place
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in the Yale class of 1986."
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What?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:36
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A boy growing up on Long Island seeks out father figures among the patrons at his uncle's bar.
"I'm also pleased to notify you that your financial need has been met." - The Tender Bar 00:07
"I'm also pleased to notify you that your financia...
You always do well in that class, 'cause there's no right answer. - The Tender Bar 00:04
You always do well in that class, 'cause there's n...
Your mother's gonna come to you and try to give you money. - The Tender Bar 00:04
Your mother's gonna come to you and try to give you mon...
Nah, it's "Junior." - The Tender Bar 00:05
Nah, it's "Junior."
You will be making the acquaintance - The Tender Bar 00:05
You will be making the acquaintance
Not in your own worst impulses - The Tender Bar 00:06
Not in your own worst impulses
Though you will, in each case... - The Tender Bar 00:04
Though you will, in each case...
For the time being, in this class, though I beat against barbarous current, - The Tender Bar 00:23
For the time being, in this class, though I beat against bar...
The Iliad and the Odyssey are the two seedlings, - The Tender Bar 00:08
The Iliad and the Odyssey are the two seedlings,
You will start by reading half the Iliad - The Tender Bar 00:07
You will start by reading half the Iliad
The first half of the Iliad. - The Tender Bar 00:04
The first half of the Iliad.
Now, as some of you hopefully may know, - The Tender Bar 00:09
Now, as some of you hopefully may know,
So take note of these and other examples of its use - The Tender Bar 00:07
So take note of these and other examples of its use
Well, if you're made to read the greatest things ever written, - The Tender Bar 00:06
Well, if you're made to read the greatest things ever w...
If you go to Yale but you don't have any balls, - The Tender Bar 00:05
If you go to Yale but you don't have any balls,
I mean, I can do Wordy Gurdy all day long, - The Tender Bar 00:07
I mean, I can do Wordy Gurdy all day long,
Everybody alive is lucky - The Tender Bar 00:05
Everybody alive is lucky
Our ancestors were all either fast, smart - The Tender Bar 00:06
Our ancestors were all either fast, smart
Luck, asshole... it's why we're all here. - The Tender Bar 00:04
Luck, asshole... it's why we're all here.
You see, you're believing in society's bullshit interpretation - The Tender Bar 00:07
You see, you're believing in society's bullshit in...