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It was for Mom, but you got her pregnant
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The Tender Bar

It was for Mom, but you got her pregnant

It was for Mom, but you got her pregnant

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It was for Mom, but you got her pregnant.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:09
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A boy growing up on Long Island seeks out father figures among the patrons at his uncle's bar.
Yes, well, we all have to paddle our own canoe, JR. - The Tender Bar 00:05
Yes, well, we all have to paddle our own canoe, JR.
Seems like your mother's got you paddling hers a little bit. - The Tender Bar 00:04
Seems like your mother's got you paddling hers a little...
I think she's been paddling both of ours for a very long time. - The Tender Bar 00:05
I think she's been paddling both of ours for a very lon...
At Grandpa's, like everybody. - The Tender Bar 00:04
At Grandpa's, like everybody.
I mean, I-I know you think this is supposed to change everything, but... - The Tender Bar 00:05
I mean, I-I know you think this is supposed to change everyt...
I don't like male jewelry, but I thought, - The Tender Bar 00:06
I don't like male jewelry, but I thought,
Locked in a downward spiral since the Carter administration. - The Tender Bar 00:04
Locked in a downward spiral since the Carter administration.
So both you assholes just graduated? - The Tender Bar 00:04
So both you assholes just graduated?
What year... was the Magna Carta signed? - The Tender Bar 00:04
What year... was the Magna Carta signed?
- That's right. - At this point, Chief, - The Tender Bar 00:05
- That's right. - At this point, Chief,
So, Sidney saw you in your reduced condition. - The Tender Bar 00:04
So, Sidney saw you in your reduced condition.
I don't even have any shit to get together. - The Tender Bar 00:05
I don't even have any shit to get together.
What did I tell you about the male sciences? - The Tender Bar 00:04
What did I tell you about the male sciences?
So you can be independent, and then somebody might want you. - The Tender Bar 00:05
So you can be independent, and then somebody might want you.
And I work at a family business. - The Tender Bar 00:05
And I work at a family business.
- Your clips are good, Mr. Maguire. - They are? - The Tender Bar 00:04
- Your clips are good, Mr. Maguire. - They are?
So do not write to her - The Tender Bar 00:09
So do not write to her
Can you fucking come to me with this shit, please? - The Tender Bar 00:04
Can you fucking come to me with this shit, please?
JR, this girl has abandoned you how many times? - The Tender Bar 00:05
JR, this girl has abandoned you how many times?
Yeah, I think you're missing a central fact, - The Tender Bar 00:10
Yeah, I think you're missing a central fact,