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The Tender Bar

Tell your cousin I said you can ride the fucking bike

Tell your cousin I said you can ride the fucking bike

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Tell your cousin
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I said you can ride the fucking bike.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:48
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A boy growing up on Long Island seeks out father figures among the patrons at his uncle's bar.
It's a house bike. I took that bike out of the dump - The Tender Bar 00:06
It's a house bike. I took that bike out of the dump
This is Saturday morning in the life of men. - The Tender Bar 00:05
This is Saturday morning in the life of men.
Now, I know there are a lot of rug rats running around, - The Tender Bar 00:08
Now, I know there are a lot of rug rats running around,
- Really? - Sure. Ball game with your old man. - The Tender Bar 00:04
- Really? - Sure. Ball game with your old man.
Uncle Charlie says the Yankees are assholes, - The Tender Bar 00:05
Uncle Charlie says the Yankees are assholes,
I was ready at 4:30 so as not to fuck up. - The Tender Bar 00:04
I was ready at 4:30 so as not to fuck up.
The thing is, that day, I felt like I had. - The Tender Bar 00:05
The thing is, that day, I felt like I had.
I hadn't been to New York City to see his face on billboards and buses. - The Tender Bar 00:05
I hadn't been to New York City to see his face on billb...
But I wondered if it was like a thing you would always know, - The Tender Bar 00:07
But I wondered if it was like a thing you would always know,
A little while later, after being arrested while on air - The Tender Bar 00:08
A little while later, after being arrested while on air
It was about this same period that he called up drunk - The Tender Bar 00:07
It was about this same period that he called up drunk
He also threatened to kidnap me, - The Tender Bar 00:08
He also threatened to kidnap me,
And you take care of, if you have one, your woman. - The Tender Bar 00:04
And you take care of, if you have one, your woman.
Don't be like one of these assholes here who acts like - The Tender Bar 00:09
Don't be like one of these assholes here who acts like
Don't carry your money like a drunk. Oh, and, uh... - The Tender Bar 00:05
Don't carry your money like a drunk. Oh, and, uh...
That's like a hundred bucks, five, whatever, - The Tender Bar 00:06
That's like a hundred bucks, five, whatever,
Important thing is you never, ever drink that money, right? - The Tender Bar 00:05
Important thing is you never, ever drink that money, right?
Oh, one more thing... very important. - The Tender Bar 00:04
Oh, one more thing... very important.
Never under any circumstances hit a woman, - The Tender Bar 00:07
Never under any circumstances hit a woman,
If you read enough books, maybe, if you're lucky, - The Tender Bar 00:07
If you read enough books, maybe, if you're lucky,