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The Iliad and the Odyssey are the two seedlings
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The Iliad and the Odysseyare the two seedlings, the "poyims" 3,000 years old

The Iliad and the Odyssey
are the two seedlings, the "poyims" 3,000 years old

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The Iliad and the Odyssey are the two seedlings,
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the "poyims" 3,000 years old...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
62
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:20
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A boy growing up on Long Island seeks out father figures among the patrons at his uncle's bar.
You will start by reading half the Iliad - The Tender Bar 00:07
You will start by reading half the Iliad
The first half of the Iliad. - The Tender Bar 00:04
The first half of the Iliad.
Now, as some of you hopefully may know, - The Tender Bar 00:09
Now, as some of you hopefully may know,
So take note of these and other examples of its use - The Tender Bar 00:07
So take note of these and other examples of its use
Well, if you're made to read the greatest things ever written, - The Tender Bar 00:06
Well, if you're made to read the greatest things ever w...
If you go to Yale but you don't have any balls, - The Tender Bar 00:05
If you go to Yale but you don't have any balls,
I mean, I can do Wordy Gurdy all day long, - The Tender Bar 00:07
I mean, I can do Wordy Gurdy all day long,
Everybody alive is lucky - The Tender Bar 00:05
Everybody alive is lucky
Our ancestors were all either fast, smart - The Tender Bar 00:06
Our ancestors were all either fast, smart
Luck, asshole... it's why we're all here. - The Tender Bar 00:04
Luck, asshole... it's why we're all here.
You see, you're believing in society's bullshit interpretation - The Tender Bar 00:07
You see, you're believing in society's bullshit in...
Hey! The fuck are you guys doing here? - The Tender Bar 00:04
Hey! The fuck are you guys doing here?
Everybody, - The Tender Bar 00:08
Everybody,
I think a Yale man should drink gin myself, - The Tender Bar 00:05
I think a Yale man should drink gin myself,
Whatever you assholes choose now is what I'm gonna pour - The Tender Bar 00:06
Whatever you assholes choose now is what I'm gonna pour
Goodness. Evidently, tonight, you guys are backed up on Chief and Joey D. - The Tender Bar 00:05
Goodness. Evidently, tonight, you guys are backed up on Chie...
All props to the 82nd, but your little fucking airdrop on Grenada is not a war. - The Tender Bar 00:06
All props to the 82nd, but your little fucking airdrop on Gr...
You need to find the main guy, who's a problem, - The Tender Bar 00:05
You need to find the main guy, who's a problem,
You know, Uncle Charlie is, like, your old man, basically. - The Tender Bar 00:05
You know, Uncle Charlie is, like, your old man, basically.
If you didn't believe his concrete proof, the Church would cut your nuts off. - The Tender Bar 00:05
If you didn't believe his concrete proof, the Church wo...