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The Tender Bar

We both know you're calling his mother upand asking her out on dates

We both know you're calling his mother up
and asking her out on dates

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We both know you're calling his mother up and asking her out on dates.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:15
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A boy growing up on Long Island seeks out father figures among the patrons at his uncle's bar.
So you're willing to traumatize a little kid - The Tender Bar 00:05
So you're willing to traumatize a little kid
But that didn't mean some dime-store fifth-grade shrink could go toe to toe. - The Tender Bar 00:05
But that didn't mean some dime-store fifth-grade shrink...
I know a lot of guys that think they're writers, - The Tender Bar 00:06
I know a lot of guys that think they're writers,
You got to have "it." - The Tender Bar 00:08
You got to have "it."
Now, what you do is you read all of those. - The Tender Bar 00:05
Now, what you do is you read all of those.
In my official capacity, I have to say, is the only thing - The Tender Bar 00:11
In my official capacity, I have to say, is the only thing
I had four, but Mrs. Cafferty took a fall - The Tender Bar 00:07
I had four, but Mrs. Cafferty took a fall
Now, tell me, when was the last time you made a good confession? - The Tender Bar 00:04
Now, tell me, when was the last time you made a good confess...
Oh, you're backed up on Bobo. - The Tender Bar 00:05
Oh, you're backed up on Bobo.
You know, I got a feeling that, uh, you had a reason to come down here. - The Tender Bar 00:04
You know, I got a feeling that, uh, you had a reason to come...
Well, you know he's gonna be back in here saying weird shit. Here you go. - The Tender Bar 00:04
Well, you know he's gonna be back in here saying weird ...
- Bobo, you're backed up on the kid. - This kid's all right. - The Tender Bar 00:04
- Bobo, you're backed up on the kid. - This kid's ...
Today, we're gonna take a break from our studies, - The Tender Bar 00:05
Today, we're gonna take a break from our studies,
Handmade invitations for the father-and-son breakfast. - The Tender Bar 00:05
Handmade invitations for the father-and-son breakfast.
Saturday morning, we're gonna cook them breakfast, - The Tender Bar 00:11
Saturday morning, we're gonna cook them breakfast,
All right, and I want you to do things that you do with your dad, all right? - The Tender Bar 00:05
All right, and I want you to do things that you do with your...
It's hard to tell people about your father, JR, because... - The Tender Bar 00:05
It's hard to tell people about your father, JR, because...
Police can't make him pay support. - The Tender Bar 00:05
Police can't make him pay support.
A father-son breakfast might be tough. - The Tender Bar 00:04
A father-son breakfast might be tough.
Well, why don't you take him, you son of a bitch? - The Tender Bar 00:04
Well, why don't you take him, you son of a bitch?