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The Tender Bar

Well, if you're made to readthe greatest things ever written, that you couldn't do,and...

Well, if you're made to read
the greatest things ever written, that you couldn't do,
and make you feel like shit, then how are you supposed
to become a writer?

Full Transcript

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Well, if you're made to read the greatest things ever written,
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that you couldn't do, and make you feel like shit,
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then how are you supposed to become a writer?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:33
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A boy growing up on Long Island seeks out father figures among the patrons at his uncle's bar.
If you go to Yale but you don't have any balls, - The Tender Bar 00:05
If you go to Yale but you don't have any balls,
I mean, I can do Wordy Gurdy all day long, - The Tender Bar 00:07
I mean, I can do Wordy Gurdy all day long,
Everybody alive is lucky - The Tender Bar 00:05
Everybody alive is lucky
Our ancestors were all either fast, smart - The Tender Bar 00:06
Our ancestors were all either fast, smart
Luck, asshole... it's why we're all here. - The Tender Bar 00:04
Luck, asshole... it's why we're all here.
You see, you're believing in society's bullshit interpretation - The Tender Bar 00:07
You see, you're believing in society's bullshit in...
Hey! The fuck are you guys doing here? - The Tender Bar 00:04
Hey! The fuck are you guys doing here?
Everybody, - The Tender Bar 00:08
Everybody,
I think a Yale man should drink gin myself, - The Tender Bar 00:05
I think a Yale man should drink gin myself,
Whatever you assholes choose now is what I'm gonna pour - The Tender Bar 00:06
Whatever you assholes choose now is what I'm gonna pour
Goodness. Evidently, tonight, you guys are backed up on Chief and Joey D. - The Tender Bar 00:05
Goodness. Evidently, tonight, you guys are backed up on Chie...
All props to the 82nd, but your little fucking airdrop on Grenada is not a war. - The Tender Bar 00:06
All props to the 82nd, but your little fucking airdrop on Gr...
You need to find the main guy, who's a problem, - The Tender Bar 00:05
You need to find the main guy, who's a problem,
You know, Uncle Charlie is, like, your old man, basically. - The Tender Bar 00:05
You know, Uncle Charlie is, like, your old man, basically.
If you didn't believe his concrete proof, the Church would cut your nuts off. - The Tender Bar 00:05
If you didn't believe his concrete proof, the Church wo...
Read Orwell on the lower upper middle classes - The Tender Bar 00:12
Read Orwell on the lower upper middle classes
Most illogical city I have ever seen in my life. - The Tender Bar 00:05
Most illogical city I have ever seen in my life.
My old man said, "Pick a city." - The Tender Bar 00:06
My old man said, "Pick a city."
- The moral of the story is... - Right, right. The moral of the story is - The Tender Bar 00:06
- The moral of the story is... - Right, right. The moral of ...
- Hi. - How are you? Uh, is Stinky in there? - The Tender Bar 00:04
- Hi. - How are you? Uh, is Stinky in there?